MAFSUK thread 5. Congratulations are the meek, for they shall inherit the universe. Egg fried rice optional. As is intimacy. Grab yer bottles and get ma name oot yer mooth. All cowments appreciated. (Translation services by Sunbird)

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Wire in.

Yep. She's very rough round the edges

There was a tiny bit of lairiness from Jay the other week with the ‘storyline’ about Luke & Laura hating each other, but so far it looks like she’s using her powers for good… We’ll see what the producers have in the script for he in future though

Agreed.

Tasha has really shown herself up tonight.

What a nasty bully

You can't really edit her screeching and jumping up in her face unless Erica said something truly awful to her beforehand they edited out.

It makes you wonder.

Or it could just be that (as a pp suggested) that they think it is actually like Love Island and are scared their 100k is floating away.

Obviously erica was provoking her but there's no mistaking that tash is threatened by her and made her feel very unwelcome

Even jay noticed and she's her bezzie mate

She's removed comments from her insta page

Bet she was getting flamed

Is it bullying after one incident? Or just a falling out?

@redribbonrose

is there anything to explain it on Erica’s Instagram that you can see?

Think the producers put a load of voddy in that prosecco, it was like 3.30am outside the kebab shop at that spa!

Just looked on Ella's Instagram stories and apparently her cousin is DUNCAN FROM BLUE.

This is the most random news I've received all day, I don't know what to do with this.

All rise.

(if you are an eyebrow) 😳

Or ‘Little JJ’…

Oh no baby no

I'm still an episode behind, but I've just watched yesterday's commitment ceremony episode, and I realised that Peggy was reminding me of Lady Penelope from the International Rescue puppet TV show.

See now you’ve got me wondering if little JJ is as red and sweaty looking as big JJ…

And I’ve gone and cowked at the thought.

I can’t see Ella being bothered…

This is BRILLIANT. It changes nothing at all about anything but I love that knowledge anyway.

You give bad energy.
That is so mean.
Imagine being the new person anywhere and a couple of people explaining why they are being dicks as basically 'you deserve, you seem nasty'.

I need to bleach my brain before bed now - little JJ? Yikes.

And squinty....

I hope Shona divorces and blocks Brad. She seemed vulnerable and manipulated by him. He was controlling & arrogant.

JJ is also arrogant. I dint see what anyone is attracted to with him

He's arrogant yes, but also has the worst haircut - I mean - has he really been with all these super beautiful women. He's not got the looks or the personality surely?! I just don't see the attraction

Comment was about JJ

But I agree that Brad is very controlling

This really isn’t me at to be nasty. But being honest , I don’t think most straight men would go for a trans woman, knowingly.

So I’m a bit surprised that JJ is into Ella, knowing she is trans. Considering hes with Bianca who is an attractive ,natural woman who really likes him and he won’t give her the time of day.

Good god. Tashas face 😱 Am beginning to see why she is on this programme now!
I don’t think Scottish girl (can’t remember her name) is an easy person to get on with but Tashas reaction was totally unprovoked. I have never seen a tripper embodiment of the phrase “if looks could kill” 🙈