MAFSUK Part3 - Brought to you by yesteryear and Dreamies. When feeling cheap and dirty involved fingers and a virtual stranger as opposed to no fingers and a virtual stranger. Doing my pan in…

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

No fingers …

Yup. Mel looks pissed off!

the (so called) ixperts better grip this knob
He'd love that

They should close this couple down. It’s painful to watch real life abuse develop and flourish on reality tv.

Oh. That's how I say it too. I was taught to say "my husband and I/ Sharon and I/ Dave, Kevin and I" and that saying "and me" was wrong. I can't actually say "Gladys and me", it just wouldn't come out.

Nuts

Ixperts surely know this is Narc/abusive/controlling.

But I think they have no control in the show. It’s the producers. In this Aussie format they are just there to give it the semblance of still being an ‘experiment’ like the previous format when in reality it is producer drama with a cast of wannabe influencers and fame-hungries.

Shona is going to need a better husband....

All his clothes look 4 sizes too big!

It's a massive safeguarding hazard all this. He's actively dangerous- all the others are creeped out by him. And yet he and is just being allowed to coset himself away with this naive, trusting woman who is quite vulnerable. It's all a bit 😬

It's good that they have allowed the narc on tv

He will be called out by the ixperts and all the other couples

And people at home may recognise traits in their own relationships

That’s right if you say ‘my husband and I can come to the party’, because you would say ‘I can come to the party’, not ‘me can come to the party’

It’s ‘My husband and I’ if it’s the subject of the sentence - My husband and I met on reality tv.

But my husband and me if it’s the object or indirect object - He upset my husband and me. He gave a gift to my husband and me.

My husband and I is fine at the beginning of a sentence but not the end @dillite but I say me and my husband because I use Hiberno English but they still annoy me!

Shona looks scared.

New couples look… interesting

Shona is getting on my wick

When you look at the previous shows that he has been on, he was significantly bigger. Maybe he didn't change his wardrobe after the weightloss.

Maybe it’s so if Shona points out that they don’t fit well he can gaslight her that they do and something must be wrong with her

He's raging!! 🤣🤣

Georges face

None of the couples on the couch look even remotely impressed by the Brad & Shona session.

They don’t look overly impressed with what the experts are saying either. Their faces say it all.

Brad is going to punish Shona for this.

Kill him while he sleeps, Shona

They’ve not called him up on the “shut up” incident. Or did I dream that?

When Brad just mentioned boundaries he was 100% talking about the sex stuff he wants her to do, but she’s rightly said no.

I think what he meant to say was "I'm learning how to break down the boundaries that she sets".

He always stares at her when he speaks to Shona. Like that snake in Mowgli that was always hypnotising its victims.