MAFSUK Part3 - Brought to you by yesteryear and Dreamies. When feeling cheap and dirty involved fingers and a virtual stranger as opposed to no fingers and a virtual stranger. Doing my pan in…

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

No fingers …

I noticed that too!!

What do you mean?

Aww that was nice

Paul is wearing Crocs, I think....

Shona and the Shark 🦈 ...

Brad in his ‘after’ Weightwatchers photo shoot outfit ‘I used to spill out of this shirt!!’

His hair looks fluffy today

It’s ‘and me’ if the sentence would work with ‘me’ as a solo statement.

’He likes me’

’He likes you and me’

not ‘He likes you and I’

that would be ‘He likes I’

which is bollocks

She's probably feeling humiliated

Just when Shona thought it was safe to go back in the water

He's such a condescending bollock.

@CherryCokeFanatic he's been at it with the box dye today.

His vessel is full of shit

Paul is on it....

Living in my vessel

His school English teacher must be crying. What a load of bollocks.

They use it in the wrong way @dillite when they should say my husband and me

My mum had that exact hairstyle and colour in 1987

Did he seriously just say "If I allow her to get angry, will she ever learn?" Ever learn what? That you are a dick?

"If I allow her to get angry, is she ever going to learn?"

What the actual fuck. The fuckery. Run, Shona.

Sadly; Shona is emotionally immature

That is why she hasn't told him to poke his controlling attitude up his arse

Shona is gonna need a bigger hanky.

His vessel is full of worms. He's a walking red flag.

Naked stripy dress ixpert has had enough.

One of the (so called) ixperts better grip this knob, otherwise her self-esteem will be in tatters by the time he’s done with it. It’s immoral to sit back and let him carry on.

Poor misunderstood sharks 😢