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MAFSUK Part3 - Brought to you by yesteryear and Dreamies. When feeling cheap and dirty involved fingers and a virtual stranger as opposed to no fingers and a virtual stranger. Doing my pan in…

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 28/09/2023 22:26

No fingers …

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DasAlteLeid · 04/10/2023 21:36

Those lips are just demented (Alan Partridge voice)

dapsnotplimsolls · 04/10/2023 21:36

DasAlteLeid · 04/10/2023 21:35

No interest in Ella’s pipes unfortunately

😎

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 04/10/2023 21:36

Her boobs never get a night off, do they??

JaneJeffer · 04/10/2023 21:38

Yeah you look really happy there Nathaniel

dillite · 04/10/2023 21:38

Why is the ixpert background plant all blurred? Is it in witness protection?

DasAlteLeid · 04/10/2023 21:40

I’m fed up. No one will leave because they all want their mugs ont’ telly. I’m remembering the earlier Oz shows where that guy was super pissed off being matched with Jo, the larger middle-aged woman, and just wrote leave pretty much straight away because he wasn’t interested, likewise John (?) and the mad old hippy lady, it was more honest and I believed the majority of the couples who chose to stay. Sure there was the odd mugger for TV but this is just like almost every couple!! Bah.

CherryCokeFanatic · 04/10/2023 21:40

Ella is 29?! Jesus. Didn’t think Nathanial was 36 either. Was thinking maybe 30 for him and 22/23 for her. She is very immature.

DasAlteLeid · 04/10/2023 21:41

dillite · 04/10/2023 21:38

Why is the ixpert background plant all blurred? Is it in witness protection?

🤣🤣🤣 probably doesn’t want to be recognised as being on this shitshow

openallday · 04/10/2023 21:42

What's happening tomorrow? New couples?

JaneJeffer · 04/10/2023 21:42

Ugh when the camera swung from Paul's lovely smile to Brad's dead eyes my stomach dropped

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 04/10/2023 21:42

I think Ella's whole life has revolved around her transition, to the cost of other emotional development.

JaneJeffer · 04/10/2023 21:43

And the Oscar goes to

dillite · 04/10/2023 21:44

Laura's tears disappeared very quickly.

openallday · 04/10/2023 21:44

You did say those things Luke

openallday · 04/10/2023 21:44

Just say sorry you dimeit

Bluetrews25 · 04/10/2023 21:44

C'mon Luke just say you are sorry.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 04/10/2023 21:44

Yeah, but Laura assumed Arthur was a pleb.....

openallday · 04/10/2023 21:45

Dimwit

JaneJeffer · 04/10/2023 21:45

Last night Laura said she made all her own money

JaneJeffer · 04/10/2023 21:45

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 04/10/2023 21:44

Yeah, but Laura assumed Arthur was a pleb.....

Yes

openallday · 04/10/2023 21:45

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 04/10/2023 21:44

Yeah, but Laura assumed Arthur was a pleb.....

She probably did. But didn't say it

JaneJeffer · 04/10/2023 21:45

I wish they would stop saying "and I" 🤬

DasAlteLeid · 04/10/2023 21:46

Maybe Laura shouldn’t say such ridiculously reductive things about wanting a Chelsea boy if she doesn’t want to be pigeonholed right back 🙄

dillite · 04/10/2023 21:46

Luke has such skinny calves!

DasAlteLeid · 04/10/2023 21:47

JaneJeffer · 04/10/2023 21:45

I wish they would stop saying "and I" 🤬

Oh god yeah and they do it on MIC too. Drives me twisted!!

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