MAFSUK Part3 - Brought to you by yesteryear and Dreamies. When feeling cheap and dirty involved fingers and a virtual stranger as opposed to no fingers and a virtual stranger. Doing my pan in…

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

No fingers …

I want picture ranking!

Sorry, did Paul say confessions week was a vile part of the process? I think he should have worked on his pronunciation for that...

She looks very tight and shiny. They must have regular top ups because they all seem to maintain their hair and nails. I reckon they ship beauticians in for whatever they need.

Place your bets people! 🤣

I think he’ll be gone by the next couch session.

He’ll either leave before or write LEAVE and leave regardless of what Porscha writes 😂

Let’s see if Paul can do any better than Mel

I read that as "picture wanking" 🤦‍♀️

According to my tv schedule yes, and Weds is ceremony, and Thurs is newbies...

Christ. I’d need a whole Miss Congeniality team, to keep me looking fresh 🤣🤣

Most people have walls...Thomas has a drawbridge
POSH KLAXON!

Actually is he properly posh or does he just sound it? Can't say I paid that much attention at the start...

This is like watching Rozz kick a puppy!

Thomas is way too complex, does he ever not express his feelings? What a bore.

He's proper posh. Bloody gorgeous and seems nice.

He is properly posh. His family lived internationally and he went to.private schools.

@browneyes77 so would I! You'd need a whole team to make me look like that anyway 🤣

Awkward silent sex I bet lol

Paul’s cream jumper looks odd with no top under making me feel itchy

He probably doesn't know how. Posh people always seem to be extremely emotionally constipated.

Awww, Thomas!

I'm pretty sure with the right person Thomas could be coaxed out of his shell a bit. Roz isn't that person. I don't feel she's living up to that persona she portrayed on the intro video - wasn't she 'oh I'm a bit crazy me' sort of thing?

He gives off Will from the Inbetweeners vibes, but less chatty.

Same. I’m more of a “fuck it, that’ll do” kinda girl 🤣

Thomas has a drawbridge
So did Henry VIII and look how that turned out

🤣

😂

He’s sweet but no charm with the ladies not boring

Lol my Dh can still make me laugh and surprise me with convo compliment etc been 23 years