MAFSUK Part3 - Brought to you by yesteryear and Dreamies. When feeling cheap and dirty involved fingers and a virtual stranger as opposed to no fingers and a virtual stranger. Doing my pan in…

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

No fingers …

Mind you met some propper boring ones they seem to make a bee line for me

"Rosaline is a florist from Crewe. The 28-year-old is described as a "quirky ball of energy" and grew up on a working farm surrounded by animals."

Nope...not seeing it at all...

Thomas however....https://www.instagram.com/p/CxqyCvLs3ON/

Placement

Roz just said “intercourse” 🫣

Thomas is just so adorable. I just want to squish him to death, like a cute puppy

I feel like these two need to go out and do something silly and have a proper good laugh. It’s all just too intense

'Coitus' next?

Better than lovemaking or sexual embrace

Roz and Thomas made eye contact! Lovely!

You know it didn't float your boat if you refer to sex as "intercourse" 😂

Blimey, Brad’s going in hard. He’s just burst their love bubble.

Brad was rapid with the things he wanted to change about Shona 😂

Ohh she looks hurt/pissed off

Wow Brad was storing all of that up ready to give her a good kicking wasn't he.

Here we go, he is destroying her confidence. Classic abuser moves.

Is it mature to draw all over your face?

She doesn't want to wear shoes 😂

@dillite. He actually made my blood run cold a bit.

Feels like Brad is negging Shona :(

Exactly what jumped in to my mind, I mean how can you call her out on being immature Mr Magnadoodle face!

Brad's a patronising twat. Knock her down much?

He's basically just compared her to a child hasn't he... not so loved up now.

Woah, Brad is not holding back at all, is he?

He’s very irritated by her and she had no idea. His mask has slipped.

Oh pulling out the kid card.
Not being funny but I'm as forgetful as anything and I've got one! 😂