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MAFSUK Part3 - Brought to you by yesteryear and Dreamies. When feeling cheap and dirty involved fingers and a virtual stranger as opposed to no fingers and a virtual stranger. Doing my pan in…

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 28/09/2023 22:26

No fingers …

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JaneJeffer · 02/10/2023 20:48

was it ever called 'being intimate' before the history of MAFS?
Not ayotallah at all

Sunbird24 · 02/10/2023 21:02

Ok, who decided Brad & Shona were the ‘golden couple’? What were the criteria?

JaneJeffer · 02/10/2023 21:03

I thought Porscha had moved out

IslandAngle · 02/10/2023 21:03

Sunbird24 · 02/10/2023 21:02

Ok, who decided Brad & Shona were the ‘golden couple’? What were the criteria?

Snot sucking?

dillite · 02/10/2023 21:03

So whose door will stern faced Mel be knocking on?

Oh, it's T&P.

CleanQueen123 · 02/10/2023 21:04

Sensible bun and glasses on. Must be serious therapy time!

JaneJeffer · 02/10/2023 21:04

🥄🥄

dillite · 02/10/2023 21:04

JaneJeffer · 02/10/2023 21:03

I thought Porscha had moved out

Maybe she returned in search of a spoon.

TitsInColinsHands · 02/10/2023 21:05

Can't change my username back...can't even remember who Colin is...

Sunbird24 · 02/10/2023 21:05

TitsInColinsHands · 02/10/2023 21:05

Can't change my username back...can't even remember who Colin is...

Nigel’s paso persona…

dillite · 02/10/2023 21:06

How does Porsha deal with conflict? Sounds like she just expects people to grovel.

TitsInColinsHands · 02/10/2023 21:06

Ah! Right! FML 😂

dapsnotplimsolls · 02/10/2023 21:06

Gosh, why is Porsha single?

JaneJeffer · 02/10/2023 21:06
CleanQueen123 · 02/10/2023 21:06

Gosh T & P are very poor actors. How many times did they go over that "apology" before the producers were happy?

dillite · 02/10/2023 21:07

dapsnotplimsolls · 02/10/2023 21:06

Gosh, why is Porsha single?

I just can't quite put my spoon on it

Sunbird24 · 02/10/2023 21:07

Mel, your senses are rubbish

browneyes77 · 02/10/2023 21:07

Porscha actually demanded an apology for having her shitty behaviour accurately described and the ixpert just enabled it.

🙄🙄

Terence is deffo still leaving though imo. It’s only matter of time before she kicks off again and he’ll be like “Fuck. This. Shit” 😂

TitsInColinsHands · 02/10/2023 21:08

JaneJeffer · 02/10/2023 21:06

😂

TitsInColinsHands · 02/10/2023 21:08

Oh crap...here we go...Ella going to moan that she's not getting any tongue, fingers or tops...

dillite · 02/10/2023 21:08

I give it until tomorrow for Terence to walk out

dillite · 02/10/2023 21:09

Has Ella had fresh fillers injected into the face?

Sunbird24 · 02/10/2023 21:09

dillite · 02/10/2023 21:08

I give it until tomorrow for Terence to walk out

Is tomorrow the dinner party?

TitsInColinsHands · 02/10/2023 21:10

dillite · 02/10/2023 21:09

Has Ella had fresh fillers injected into the face?

Was just thinking that was a very tight and shiny face going on there...the lips were struggling to move!

JaneJeffer · 02/10/2023 21:10

Accelerate them into a wall

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