MAFSUK Part3 - Brought to you by yesteryear and Dreamies. When feeling cheap and dirty involved fingers and a virtual stranger as opposed to no fingers and a virtual stranger. Doing my pan in…

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

No fingers …

Wow! Thank you! She's bonkers!

Brad needs to share some of his neck with Terrence.

Brad needs to share some of his neck with Terrence.
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I can only assume Roz and Thomas were shitfaced after the dinner party and also bonded over how batshit some of the other couples, Brad and Shona, Terrence and Porscha, I'm looking at you, were.

I can see how a drunken giggle fest might get out of hand. Especially if both were trying to prove something. It just was a mistake as it turns out.

He offered her a spoon!!! So far out of order I can’t even see where in order is anymore!

God knows how she would have reacted if he'd offered her a fork!

So she wanted him to ask the waiter for a serving spoon for her. Like, does she not have a voice? She looks permanently miserable. Face like a slapped arse. Don't like him much either but she's painful.

She’s an attention-seeking misery

Pity it wasn’t a fork Porscha asked for, Terence could then have said she rejected it and “forked off” (sorry very boring Monday).
Im no fan of Terence but porscha is exhausting, so much drama over cutlery and she doesn’t ever let him speak or listen to what he’s got to say!

Various establishments relating to the previous what 3 words observations. Probably.

Georges - Greggss (full of pies and superfluous silent s)

Peggy - Miss Mary of Sweden (upright and perky)

Terrence - Mothercare (babydaddy)

Porsha - Strangeways (or Broadmoor - either or)

Shona - Yankee Candles 🕯

Brad - Peacocks (silent pea)

Tasha - Disneyland (happy)

Paul - Disneyland (delighted)

Ella - KFC (fingers innit)

Nathaniel - Pandora (silent Dora)

Laura - ‘Arrods (aspiration)

Arthur - Poundies (reality)

Jay - Toni & Guy (that hair won’t keep itself)

Luke - Essex Cahnty Cahncil Roads Dept (possibly just pot hole filling)

Roz - Stringfellows (along)

Thomas - Library (quiet strict one)

I wondered the same thing. Did she just lie back and think of England?! It doesn't sound like it was the most passionate encounter.

Probably doggy style so they didn’t have to look each other in the eye

Porsha - Strangeways (or Broadmoor - either or)
Not Wetherspoons @SheldonesqueTheBstard?

I'd be happy as a pig in shit sitting in the quiet library with Thomas

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Aye. Missed that. 🫣

10/10 for you flower 🤣

Me too. Especially if we were allowed cake

I’m going
lrigwoc esrever.

Me three.

I really like him. Even though I’d probably break him by squashing him.

How degrading that you have to confess to the group (and TV audience) that you shagged once out of desperation to see if you like someone but now you just feel nothing.

Not sure about Tasha either. Paul seems really sweet, quite sheltered perhaps? I know Tash has been hurt in the past but there’s an edge to her, when they were messing on the bed she flicked him on the forehead, he laughed it off but it seemed like he was puzzled by it. I think she may be a bit much for him in time.

Am I right in thinking Paul's never had a relationship?

That’s exactly what I think. She will be too OTT for him

I think she changes when she gets a drink in her, Paul’s like a frightened rabbit.

I don’t know why folk are so eager to publicise their bedroom antics. Or why the experts are so intent on encouraging them.

The wife/husband thing is of no consequence at all. They are pumping a relative stranger on the box and even bitterly complaining when they haven’t.

@SheldonesqueTheBstard I agree. Also, was it ever called 'being intimate' before the history of MAFS? In my day it was having a Shah.

Damn autocorrect. SHAG!!

I agree too but I thought I was just being old fashioned