Tennis: US Open - sick as a small hospital

[JaneJeffer]

I couldn't resist, it's something we say in Ireland, sorry

I suppose someone has to be the boring one

Shh don't mention Cam

Charismatic CamKen- discontinued because he was too boring to get out of the box.

Cam is an international man of mystery (according to AC's oft repeated biography)

Looking at the scores, I'm wondering if ADF hs the lurgy too- he can be inconsistent, but he's usually more of a fighter.

Well done Karolina

Well done Karolina.

I've flicked over to ADF to see what's going down

My dog would kill me if I tried to dress him in crocs and a hat.

Well, I've got the ADF match- sounds like this match has been a bit boring and ADF is not playing well at all.

Laughing out loud even though I haven't seen the dog in question

It was large black dog- in pink crocs and a baseball cap.

Poor thing!

Everyone is confused by ADF's off day.

I'm hoping they put Shelton/Karatsev on fter the Wang match has ended- to mke up for the fact this is quite disappointing.
He might pull it back, he's no stranger to 5 sets . But he doesn't seem quite there.

Oh don't remind me about the underarm serve at Wimbledon!

I know ADF can check out sometimes but not usually to this extreme

Vamos!

Jane he does seem to have been very detached. Needs to wake up sharpish!

Decided to play? I don't know if that's fair or not because I wasn't watching.

Seems to be a really weird match!

I didn't see the start- but they seem to have been suggesting ADF wasn't really trying. Maybe that's unfair, but there doesn't seem to be any physicl reason, and TP hasn't been out of the ordinary.

What is strange, is that TP is the higher seed- so surely they should be expecting him to win?

Lindsay Davenport looks like she's in a trance. Maybe Snoop's living room has everyone stoned

The commentary is getting on my nerves now - the score line is not that unusual, and it's not as if TP is playing Djok.

Maybe ADF is doing a Djok!