Tennis: US Open - sick as a small hospital

[JaneJeffer]

I couldn't resist, it's something we say in Ireland, sorry

How does someone from Finland end up playing with someone from Kazakhstan?!

They'd never even met before the tournment, they got together to play just this fortnight. An amazing story, really.

Wow that's crazy! What if they couldn't stand each other? well done to them!

I love Judy

Fizzy exactly* *right about the Serb. He's realised there is nothing he can do to make non-believers like him, so he doesn't give a flying fuck anymore he enjoys playing the pantomime villain. I hope Daniil decimates him tomorrow. And yes, to shoving it down his throat with mockery!

I really must stop posting after a G&T and a couple of glasses of vino

Stealing myself for another night of DH yelling at the tv for the rugby!

Hope Coco wins tonight.

Jo Konta was talking about scratch pairings, where they haven't been able to speak the same language or understand each other to start with

I like G&t and wine fuelled Kazza

Very cute baby!

I have started watching the final- I skipped the whole stars and stripes/flag pre amble bit.

Brad Gilbert is wearing a boring baseball cap. He could have dressed up for the occasion( Marion did!)

I'm going to have to wait until the rugby is over

They are trading breaks at the moment.

Me too Jane. The rugby has been very compelling

Thanks fizzy

At least it has been 'good shouting' at the rugby, once the debacle of red and yellow cards were out the way! I've always had a bit of a soft spot for George Ford

I'm just waiting for it to be over Majestic. The teams playing each other today are so mismatched. Ireland won by 82-8. It's ridiculous.

Kate looks lovely in white

Oh dear. I went to get some water and it's 5-2.

Come on Coco!

I'm score watching. First set to Aryna

Ok rugby over.

Coco needs to get moving quickly or it will all be over in a flash.

I’m not watching (too tired now and DH has been watching rugby) but checking scores - not looking good for Coco. Still plenty of time though!

Come on Coco!

Sharapova wondering if Aryna screeches louder than her

Jane having the roof closed just makes Aryna even louder.

Yay! Coco!

I'm glad it's a good match. We've had so many wishy-washy women's finals.

It has definitely improved, Jane. I was worried it was looking one sided.

She was obviously dying for a wee

I've realised I probably don't stand much chance of watching all the final tomorrow. I will probably fall asleep.

Set 2 Coco!

She did run off quickly, Jane !