Tennis: US Open - sick as a small hospital

[JaneJeffer]

I couldn't resist, it's something we say in Ireland, sorry

I just checked and it’s 35 degrees in NY, feels like 38. No wonder they look knackered.

The poor ball boy trying to see where the ball went

I want to hoik Marion's dress up

Quick Danill get your socks on

We really didn't need to see Daniil's feet.

I felt the same about Marion's dress

Is this the sixth deuce?

I lost count, Jane

Ooh wasn't expecting that!

Not the best time for a double fault- but I don't expect Andrey to be ahead for too long, sadly.

ooh- what's happening now?

Are the loos locked ?

Michael Phelps needs to rethink that man bun.

Breathe out first Daniil!

Oh Andrey.

I'm all Johannaed out

Well done Andrey

The comeback is on!

Did Daniil say someone is going to die?

Oh dear - I think he said something similar in Tokyo - he asked the umpire if he would be responsible for his death

It must be grim out there with the heat and humidity having to play best of 5 sets - maybe they should put the roof and the air con on

Oh FGS shut up Jonathan

I'm trying (and failing) to watch on my laptop so I missed that- but it sounds like something Daniil would say.

The post match interview could be interesting!

New York is always humid this time of year

No, no, Fizzy such preferential treatment is saved for the Spock-eared one.

I hope Pam Shriver’s going to do the post match interview - the last time she called Daniil a piece of work

Jane yes, you'd think they would have sussed the weather by now.

They are acting like it's unusual. Like rain in Manchester.