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Sleb Masterchef - it begins again

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Halsall · 02/08/2023 16:41

Chuffians! How did we miss this? 9pm tonight, Wednesday the 2nd, BBC1.

📣KLAXON:

@pebbledashery
@Ellenanora7
@RomainingCalm
@ILoveSooty
@GrouchyKiwi
@littlbrowndog
@Wolfcub
@TheDogsMother
@EsmaCannonball
@blueberrycreampie
@Sunbird24
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@GrandTheftWalrus
@Jay55
@ShirleyPhallus

And apologies to everyone I’ve accidentally left out…

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ilovesooty · 09/08/2023 21:08

I'd make pate if I got the mackerel

PolkadotsAndMoonbeams · 09/08/2023 21:08

fourquenelles · 09/08/2023 21:07

How do these people not know what these basic food items are? Is it a sign of our times or have they been briefed by the producers to act dumb???

The rest of the week might be a bit disappointing based on this showing...

EsmaCannonball · 09/08/2023 21:09

Is John off to serve on a nineteenth century whaling ship after this?

ChicoryDip · 09/08/2023 21:09

I think there is definitely a 'pretend to be dumb' brief Fourq. Closely followed by the 'act surprised to get through to the next round' emotional brief.

littlbrowndog · 09/08/2023 21:09

Ellenanora7 · 09/08/2023 21:08

Thanks Halsall

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Me too. Sorry to hear

fourquenelles · 09/08/2023 21:09

EsmaCannonball · 09/08/2023 21:09

Is John off to serve on a nineteenth century whaling ship after this?

That's what he reminded me of!

littlbrowndog · 09/08/2023 21:10

ilovesooty · 09/08/2023 21:08

I'd make pate if I got the mackerel

Oh yes pate. Lovey

littlbrowndog · 09/08/2023 21:10

Max is very handsome. Cough.

Ellenanora7 · 09/08/2023 21:10

There seems to be a pattern of a lot of good cooks together one week and then bad ones together the next 🤔

ChicoryDip · 09/08/2023 21:11

EsmaCannonball · 09/08/2023 21:09

Is John off to serve on a nineteenth century whaling ship after this?

I guess it's a change from his orange 'escaped from prison' outfit?

fourquenelles · 09/08/2023 21:11
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@Ellenanora7

EsmaCannonball · 09/08/2023 21:11

Watching The Word was like sitting on a razor blade every week.

PolkadotsAndMoonbeams · 09/08/2023 21:11

Oh yes, pate would work.

Ellenanora7 · 09/08/2023 21:12

Thanks littlebrowndog

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 09/08/2023 21:13

I’ve missed sooo much. Or have I? Dave I’ve heard of, —that wanker— Terry Christian, that’s it.
Big hugs to Fourq and Ellen.

fourquenelles · 09/08/2023 21:13

No surprise there Greggggggggggggg

Ellenanora7 · 09/08/2023 21:13

@fourquenelles thank you and right back at you ❤️

GrouchyKiwi · 09/08/2023 21:14

It's not a cheesecake if there's no cheese, sir.

ChicoryDip · 09/08/2023 21:14

So a chocolate cheesecake with no cheese and very little chocolate?

Ellenanora7 · 09/08/2023 21:15

Thanks OhWhat hope you're well

GrouchyKiwi · 09/08/2023 21:15

Moses that fish.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 09/08/2023 21:16

Dh has just said he doesn’t know who DBP Is.
John made a sarky joke there. No clue who she is.

Ellenanora7 · 09/08/2023 21:16

That's one way to fillet a fish I suppose

EsmaCannonball · 09/08/2023 21:16

You'll be filleting a penguin without using a knife when you're marooned on Tierra del Fuego, John!

GrouchyKiwi · 09/08/2023 21:17

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 09/08/2023 21:16

Dh has just said he doesn’t know who DBP Is.
John made a sarky joke there. No clue who she is.

I don't know who DBP is, but I am furrin so I hardly every know any of the celebs on this show (and every other sleb show).

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