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Sleb Masterchef - it begins again

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Halsall · 02/08/2023 16:41

Chuffians! How did we miss this? 9pm tonight, Wednesday the 2nd, BBC1.

📣KLAXON:

@pebbledashery
@Ellenanora7
@RomainingCalm
@ILoveSooty
@GrouchyKiwi
@littlbrowndog
@Wolfcub
@TheDogsMother
@EsmaCannonball
@blueberrycreampie
@Sunbird24
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@GrandTheftWalrus
@Jay55
@ShirleyPhallus

And apologies to everyone I’ve accidentally left out…

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Pebbledashery · 03/08/2023 20:58

Total cop out. Soggy and burnt chips

TitsInAbsentia · 03/08/2023 20:58

fluffing nonsense....do your job and send someone home 😂

ilovesooty · 03/08/2023 20:58

That doesn't surprise me.

littlbrowndog · 03/08/2023 20:58

Och anyway

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Halsall · 03/08/2023 20:58

I said to DH, I bloody bet they keep them both

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GrouchyKiwi · 03/08/2023 20:58

I'd have sent them both home for the crime of soggy chips. Reprobates.

Ellenanora7 · 03/08/2023 20:59

Pebbledashery · 03/08/2023 20:57

I feel we would be good dinner party friends 😀

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Absolutely 😁

TheDogsMother · 03/08/2023 20:59

See you tomorrow everyone

JaneJeffer · 03/08/2023 20:59

No way they're getting rid of James. The viewing figures would go down.

Pebbledashery · 03/08/2023 20:59

See you lovely lot tomorrow x

ilovesooty · 03/08/2023 20:59

See you tomorrow!

Ellenanora7 · 03/08/2023 21:00

Catch you all tomorrow 😃

EsmaCannonball · 03/08/2023 21:00

'That stinks of coconut.' Move over Jilly Goolden.

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Halsall · 03/08/2023 21:00

8.30 tomorrow! See you then, Chuffians.

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littlbrowndog · 03/08/2023 21:01

👏👏🤣so funny you lot. Love the chuffians

Sunbird24 · 03/08/2023 22:21

What dishes would we have at a chuffian dinner party? I’m putting an immediate veto on mushrooms…

GrandTheftWalrus · 03/08/2023 22:25

Just caught up. Hate when they put 4 people through.

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Halsall · 04/08/2023 07:23

Sunbird24 · 03/08/2023 22:21

What dishes would we have at a chuffian dinner party? I’m putting an immediate veto on mushrooms…

I’m banning anything cooked sooooooo veeeed

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ChicoryDip · 04/08/2023 10:34

EsmaCannonball · 03/08/2023 20:41

'I would definitely hire you. Yes.'

Hands Dani a toilet brush and some Jif.

Sorry I missed you last night. Have just caught up. Esma, you win quote of the day! 😊😊😊

ChicoryDip · 04/08/2023 10:38

Sunbird24 · 03/08/2023 22:21

What dishes would we have at a chuffian dinner party? I’m putting an immediate veto on mushrooms…

Please could we have some well-cooked lamb, a perfect chocolate fondant and nothing with any sort of crumb, soil or maggotty things.

Would also veto splodges/smears of sauce on the plates, anything that's not actually a plate to serve the food on and anything deconstructed.

Special request to invite Jay Rayner to join us perhaps?

GrandTheftWalrus · 04/08/2023 14:00

You would get chips, beans and fish fingers at my dinner party.

JaneJeffer · 04/08/2023 17:32

Put me on the list @GrandTheftWalrus

Sunbird24 · 04/08/2023 17:43

GrandTheftWalrus · 04/08/2023 14:00

You would get chips, beans and fish fingers at my dinner party.

I’d eat that…

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Halsall · 04/08/2023 17:58

Can we please also ban that split oil thing which they all seem to love but looks like a greasy old boakworthy puddle to me?

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GrandTheftWalrus · 04/08/2023 18:52

You are both welcome! However it wouldn't be me cooking, it would be the other half so expect it burnt as he wouldn't be paying attention!

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