Sleb Masterchef - it begins again

[Halsall]

Chuffians! How did we miss this? 9pm tonight, Wednesday the 2nd, BBC1.

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And apologies to everyone I’ve accidentally left out…

Omg johns hair has gone all greasy and horrible

Pie-eh-ya

Paella looking good.

My sister spends hours on a paella

I'd rather they went full British on pronunciation here instead of their terrible attempt at Spanish.

Pie - yeah- yeah

I have a Masterchef street food book.

I haven't used it for a bit. It's fun but a bit faffy, because you have garnishes and sauces for everything.

Might get it out again, depending on how this challenge goes!

It smells of fry ups and burgers 🍔 .. I'm too scared to get food poisoning 😅

They're basically saying pie-uh-uh.

To be honest, that would be a very good name for a food truck.

Oh right lol don't blame you giving it a miss so 😅

Paella is such a faff to make

Remember contestant Jackie from years ago, she wanted a food truck I think

Are we talking about food trucks or John's hair?

Snigger

Marcus only does supersized portions

All the food looks good to me.

I think I'd be a bit disappointed if I was promised wagyu beef and it came in the form of a burger with Mexican cheese.

I do love a good burger tbh

Me too

I like deep fried halloumi

Me too

Wasn’t she the one who chuntered on about her DESTINY!!! ?

Deep fried aubergine is the dogs as well

I could eat halloumi for breakfast, lunch and dinner.