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Masterchef: Thread 5

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Pebbledashery · 19/05/2023 16:43

In readiness

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GrouchyKiwi · 25/05/2023 20:11

Blueberrycreampie · 25/05/2023 20:11

John doesn't see how an egg yolk and chocolate sauce work together- really John??

Sometimes they say the stupidest things.

Like chocolate and orange.

littlbrowndog · 25/05/2023 20:12

Robin summed it up. What is the point of this dish

WhiskersPete · 25/05/2023 20:12

Blueberrycreampie · 25/05/2023 20:11

John doesn't see how an egg yolk and chocolate sauce work together- really John??

He's never heard of chocolate mousse...

Blueberrycreampie · 25/05/2023 20:12

EsmaCannonball · 25/05/2023 20:10

To me 'so wrong it's right' is basically when you add crisps to anything you're eating, and it tastes delicious but you think you're going to end up looking like Giant Haystacks.

Love the reference to Giant Haystacks- my parents used to watch him back in the day.

Wolfcub · 25/05/2023 20:12

Evening all. Slightly late to the party

EsmaCannonball · 25/05/2023 20:12

Halsall · 25/05/2023 20:09

Condensed milk and anchovies sound like two ingredients Vanessa might have found onboard ship in her anti-piracy work. All it needs is hard tack and weevils and it would be beyond all doubt.

😁I'm seeing her in one of those red-coat army uniforms that the baddies wear in Poldark.

Halsall · 25/05/2023 20:12

Why are they expressing astonishment at carrot halva? It’s totally and utterly a Thing.

GrouchyKiwi · 25/05/2023 20:12

My offering would be macaroni cheese ravioli.

littlbrowndog · 25/05/2023 20:13

Jeez John wash your hair

Piggywaspushed · 25/05/2023 20:13

I think it's weird when DH has his petit filou with a cup of tea.

Blueberrycreampie · 25/05/2023 20:13

@WhiskersPete @GrouchyKiwi He didn't know you could make custard into ice cream either!

WhiskersPete · 25/05/2023 20:14

Ha john's face then!

TheDogsMother · 25/05/2023 20:14

Halsall · 25/05/2023 20:09

Condensed milk and anchovies sound like two ingredients Vanessa might have found onboard ship in her anti-piracy work. All it needs is hard tack and weevils and it would be beyond all doubt.

🤣🤣 Spot on.

bomanicious · 25/05/2023 20:14

Bomanicious is serving a tall cup of iced chocolate milkshake, with dipping salted pommes frites.

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Pebbledashery · 25/05/2023 20:14

I definitely would not est that scone

OP posts:
Halsall · 25/05/2023 20:14

I bloody love Chariya ❤️

ChicoryDip · 25/05/2023 20:14

That afternoon tea is beautifully presented.

littlbrowndog · 25/05/2023 20:14

Halsall · 25/05/2023 20:14

I bloody love Chariya ❤️

Me too,

EsmaCannonball · 25/05/2023 20:15

Chariya's actually looks edible and creative. Well done.

jay55 · 25/05/2023 20:15

Pebbledashery · 25/05/2023 20:14

I definitely would not est that scone

It's like the doctor who fishfingers and custard

GrouchyKiwi · 25/05/2023 20:15

They basically made this brief for Omar, didn't they.

Am glad Chariya smashed it, despite how terrifying her scones sounded.

ChicoryDip · 25/05/2023 20:16

Three good ones so far.

EsmaCannonball · 25/05/2023 20:16

The pineapple is the Alfred Hitchcock of that dish.

PolkadotsAndMoonbeams · 25/05/2023 20:16

Hello, watching live for once! Although I think my Sainsbury's order might arrive halfway through...

ilovesooty · 25/05/2023 20:17

Chocolate sauce a step too far.

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