Masterchef: Thread 5

[Pebbledashery]

In readiness

Chariya is lovely and bonkers

Also I think John has forgotten to wash his hair?

Sad to say. Chariya I love you but this afternoon tea will make me barf

FUCK OFF HOME, Vanessa. How very dare you.

Vanessa's dish sounds horrible

Ok, Vanessa has hit the brief. But it sounds disgusting.

Evening everyone - did I hear a celery-ack?

Anchovy ice cream. Errrrr, no thank you.

Black garlic is so sweet, I can see how that works in a brownie.

John is trying to polish a turd with Vanessa's dishes

Evening Chuffs. Anchovies and vanilla 🤢

Wanky brief this. Who wants ice cream with anchovies

Anchovies belong in fried rice not ice cream. So wrong.

Not I. Not EVER.

Condensed milk and anchovies sound like two ingredients Vanessa might have found onboard ship in her anti-piracy work. All it needs is hard tack and weevils and it would be beyond all doubt.

This is a terrible brief. Sack the producer

I don't want anchovies with anchovies. Let alone ice cream.

I'm hating this round. It's like the olden days of the invention test when contestants cooked stupid combinations of things.

To me 'so wrong it's right' is basically when you add crisps to anything you're eating, and it tastes delicious but you think you're going to end up looking like Giant Haystacks.

Aussie masterchef had stupid combos today too. Not this stupid though.

Anchovies in general are wrong.

John doesn't see how an egg yolk and chocolate sauce work together- really John??

Robin absolutely love cooking with corn

So wrong it's right in my eyes is a lasagne toastie. None of this bollocks.

Seafood and vanilla is fairly standard posh restaurant fayre nowadays