Masterchef: Thread 5

[Pebbledashery]

In readiness

Poor petite Jourdain. Hope it’s an easy fix once they know.
Bet Chariya is a hoot. Do you think she’d come and talk to us after the series is over (and shes won) Who is it buys her coffee?
Tweezer food.

I do recoil when I see Gordon

Oh, wee thing, that's not great.

Herbs and tweezers, yay!

Yay 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

Clare Smyth is up there with MonMon for me. She's great.

Clare is going to be lovely I think

I suspect Chariya is going to be good at making everything look like it's got flowers stuck all over it.

MENtors...hmmm

The good thing would be, if it is what they now think, they give her a shit load of steroids and she should basically recover completely. Which would be wonderful! (The recovery, not the steroids.)

So basically crab then.

Ooo greggs got his wedding suit on. Gets a lot of use I guess.

Greggg in a suit - ya can't polish a turd

Takes the ordinary and turns it into the sublime?

Turn Gregg into Jamie Dornan! Earn those three stars.

Maybe I'm uncultured..but I do think I'd prefer a bag of chips to this posh nosh.

Microherbs, surely 😂

ICYMI it's crab . With crab. And crab.

Fingers crossed it is, then.

Wish I was rich. I would eat at them places all the time.

🤣🤣🤣

Chips are another wonderful thing of Britain. So underrated! I like them with Edinburgh sauce.

tweezers - Anurag sounds way too confident

Ooh that sounds right up my strasse.

Or it would have been, before I developed a shellfish allergy.

Only sauce there is

Chef seems so much nicer than wanky, grumpy chef from yesterday.