Masterchef: Thread 5

[Pebbledashery]

In readiness

Yes I heard that - The Duke maybe?

Oh no, Vanessa's looks quite nice and Endang's looks a bit weird. Come on, Endang.

Stop fannying around with frangipane on Masterchef Robin, and go dig yer mam out

Endang is a goner I feel

Ffscorned beef

Poor Endang just lost her marbles in a Masterchef semi final round.

I tried tinned, smoked tofu a few weeks ago. It was a massive, horrible effing mistake. Ruined the entire dish I put it in. It tasted like singed bakelite.

I missed most of tonight due to dh and ds talking VERY FUCKING LOUDLY about cocking pokemon go.
im sorry, not bloody frangipane again.

Oh damn it, Vanessa's looks good.

Stop saying juicy cherries

Feel your pain got a non sleeping toddler shrieking at cat who will bit him. So be it

Move to Devon. Get snowed in. You won't hear from either of them for years.

Jack's looks fabulous!

I don’t think I can take too much more of Vanessa’s self doubt and anxiety…… 🙂

Vanessa is through and I think Jack should be OK.

Making tinned custard into ice cream is right inventive.

Uuusse my cherry joooose! Sounds like a Nicki Minaj single.

Poor Endang.

John didn't know it could be done!

Ffs of course you can make ice cream from custard and ice cream John, that’s actually what it is!
no no no Endang. You’re much better than Vanessa.

I knew Jack was a bit of a hobbit. He has confirmed it with the Mordor cupboard….

Endang, it's the end. Dang.

Ah, sorrow. She was so cool. Fair decision in this case, though.

Boooooo! Fuckers! I hope Robin's mum comes to get them with her snow-plough and fire-axe.

Oh please don’t cry lovely Endang, have really enjoyed your sweet personality and amazing food.