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Masterchef: Thread 5

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Pebbledashery · 19/05/2023 16:43

In readiness

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littlbrowndog · 30/05/2023 21:19

Fucking hell some drops in a dish 🤣🤣

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Pebbledashery · 30/05/2023 21:19

Not gonna lie. I thought his name was Fartee

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Halsall · 30/05/2023 21:19

Top Turkish wankery incoming.

GrouchyKiwi · 30/05/2023 21:20

Omar will be pleased to see another BBQ

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Pebbledashery · 30/05/2023 21:20

EsmaCannonball · 30/05/2023 21:19

Thank god it's not that silly Salt Bae.

Urgh I despise him and everything he stands for

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littlbrowndog · 30/05/2023 21:20

Halsall · 30/05/2023 21:19

Top Turkish wankery incoming.

Incoming

bomanicious · 30/05/2023 21:20

I want to be draped in a potato blanket goddammit

EsmaCannonball · 30/05/2023 21:21

JemimaTab · 30/05/2023 21:18

I’ll never understand how Gregg survived that incident where he got drunk and kicked off in a hotel (I think he thumped someone), a few years back. Someone at the BBC must love him.

IIRC, I read somewhere that he had a meltdown at some production headquarters and screamed and shouted at people because a sofa was moved out of his office.

Jourdain11 · 30/05/2023 21:21

They always have a few of these non-elimination episodes, no?

I'm watching now - late, as usual!

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Pebbledashery · 30/05/2023 21:21

Fartee better be nice to the contestants

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ilovesooty · 30/05/2023 21:21

I think she should be fine with dumplings

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 30/05/2023 21:22

Dh can’t believe Terri is still in, so underwhelming.
missed the wanky chef, is he a knob?

TheDogsMother · 30/05/2023 21:23

Evening Chuffs. Late dining here at Dogs Towers but I have been watching.

Jourdain11 · 30/05/2023 21:23

Oh, I don't mind Terri! I think her stuff is understated but probably always tastes pretty good 😊

bomanicious · 30/05/2023 21:23

Stoic Ole Terri just gonna work with it.

Just gonna make it work.

EsmaCannonball · 30/05/2023 21:23

Pebbledashery · 30/05/2023 21:21

Fartee better be nice to the contestants

In the trailer last week he seemed a bit angry.

Halsall · 30/05/2023 21:23

Urgh. Who wants to eat milk skin? Not me, no sirree.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 30/05/2023 21:23

Milk skin. Not to everyone’s taste.

bomanicious · 30/05/2023 21:24

Milk skin.

Dirty, dirty bastards.

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Pebbledashery · 30/05/2023 21:24

I don't like this chef

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littlbrowndog · 30/05/2023 21:24

The wankery is off the scale now

TheDogsMother · 30/05/2023 21:24

JemimaTab · 30/05/2023 21:18

I’ll never understand how Gregg survived that incident where he got drunk and kicked off in a hotel (I think he thumped someone), a few years back. Someone at the BBC must love him.

I didn't know about that ! Similar behaviour got Clarkson thrown off the BBC. Gregg must know where the bodies are buried.

bomanicious · 30/05/2023 21:25

Chariya is ACE

EsmaCannonball · 30/05/2023 21:25

The chef is doing that horrible Gordon Ramsay hand-clapping stuff. I'm not keen. (Can't stand Gordon, either.).

Jourdain11 · 30/05/2023 21:25

DD2 just declared, "this chef is a tosser."

She's not wrong, although should a 9 year old call people tossers?

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