Masterchef: Thread 5

[Pebbledashery]

In readiness

Evening all.

I had a curry delivered

I'm glad that the fancy tree is Chariya's dish. That looked beautiful in the previews.

Apart from the awful fishy scone I do love Chariyas food

Chariya is just lovely. ❤️

Oh, yes please, Terri. This sounds AMAZING.

I keep saying to DH that Chariya really, really reminds me of someone but I can’t think who - I think I'm thinking of the character that Awkwafina played in 'Crazy Rich Asians', if anyone's seen that film…

. DH is doing the man/fire thing while I drink g & t and watch Masterchef with all of you. #winningatlife

Gregg is such an idiot. I CANNOT.

<--- Actually envy.

A polo shirt and a tweed jacket? Interesting.

John's ensemble is reminding me of Pacers, the minty version of Opal Fruits.

Omars food sounds terrifying

Omar is my least favourite of this bunch.

Please turn Gregg into a frog

John looking like a lab assistant again

I'm hoping Gregg and John aren't going to be picking any of that chest hair out of their food.

No one should serve crème brûlée in bones. No one.

‘Everyone likes bone-marrow and bread'

Please substantiate that statement, Jack.

This is reminding me of that time someone wanky served up a bone marrow soufflé on Masterchef: the Professionals and Grace Dent was rightly and utterly revolted.

Is Anurag on glue?

Anurag <3

Late to this but hopefully in time to see some great dishes - or not as the case may be!

I hate actual coffee but I quite like coffee-flavoured food, especially with added booze.

Fuck off, Gregg.

This episode feels like it's going to be over before it began.

Not sure about the bones Jack is serving up. I used to buy those for the dog (without the crème brûlée obviously).