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Eurovision 2023 Liverpool: Semi Final 1

642 replies

RedToothBrush · 08/05/2023 21:55

This is LIVERPOOL calling...

Join us for the compulsory saxophone, nukes and tractors, an ewok (?!) bad dancing and lots of dry ice, glitter and neon.

BBC3 8pm. Don't be late.

1 Norway - Queen of Kings / Alessandra
2 Malta - Dance (Our Own Party) / The Busker
3 Serbia - Samo mi se spava / Luke Black
4 Latvia - Aijā / Sudden Lights
5 Portugal - Ai Coração / Mimicat
6 Ireland - We Are One / Wild Youth
7 Croatia - Mama ŠČ! / Let 3
8 Switzerland - Watergun / Remo Forrer
9 Israel - Unicorn / Noa Kirel
10 Moldova - Soarele și Luna / Pasha Parfeni
11 Sweden - Tattoo / Loreen
12 Azerbaijan - Tell Me More / TuralTuranX
13 Czechia - My Sister's Crown / Vesna
14 Netherlands - Burning Daylight / Mia Nicolai & Dion Cooper
15 Finland - Cha Cha Cha / Käärijä
Semi Final one looks like the one to watch and the harder one to qualify from.

For all the nerds the big five and Ukrainian have had their draw for the Grand Final:
In the first half are France, Spain and Italy (positions to be decided on Friday)
In the second half are Germany (position to be decided), Ukrainian 19th and UK 26th (confirmed positions).

OP posts:
TheTERFnextDoor · 09/05/2023 20:38

How is he "singing" with the microphone away from his mouth?!? Hmm

KathieFerrars · 09/05/2023 20:38

That jump suit looks a bit..chaffing

JaneJeffer · 09/05/2023 20:38

Thanks @Sunscummailfail and @rainbowhairchalk

AutumnCrow · 09/05/2023 20:38

He has a massive ego, does Cameltoe Bono

EsmaCannonball · 09/05/2023 20:39

I suddenly fancy some L'OR Espresso. Don't even like coffee.

honeyrider · 09/05/2023 20:39

It's a rip off of another song

Comefromaway · 09/05/2023 20:39

HW was in the cast if We Will Rock You

pussycatinfluffyslippers · 09/05/2023 20:39

Sounded like Pinball Wizzard at the beginning.

Raahh · 09/05/2023 20:40

Now this is more like it.

Grin
Meredusoleil · 09/05/2023 20:40

I'm not convinced any of them are actually singing live. Malta definitely weren't. I reckon it's all prerecorded and they are just miming!

Raahh · 09/05/2023 20:40

It's the tractor one!

WeAreTheHeroes · 09/05/2023 20:40

RedToothBrush · 09/05/2023 20:37

Flat.
Harry Styles wannabe trying to do Bono.
And failing. Badly.

I've just said to DP that the Irish singer is a Harry Styles wannabe. I really didn't like his voice.

Now some Euro bizarre from Croatia...

the80sweregreat · 09/05/2023 20:40

Croatia looks a bit of a mash up band
I'm getting Monty python vibes

pussycatinfluffyslippers · 09/05/2023 20:40

This one started with Ace of Spades performed by a Village People Tribute Act.

TheTERFnextDoor · 09/05/2023 20:40

Hannah was also the "shame shame shame" nun in Game of Thrones! Grin

JaneJeffer · 09/05/2023 20:40

Ah would ye ever feck off

Sunscummailfail · 09/05/2023 20:40

Oh dear god.

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RedToothBrush · 09/05/2023 20:40

Tractor Granny.

OP posts:
user146539089 · 09/05/2023 20:40

Holy shit 😂

Gooseysgirl · 09/05/2023 20:41

WTAF

the80sweregreat · 09/05/2023 20:41

This is just bonkers
..

Meredusoleil · 09/05/2023 20:41

Wtaf is this rubbish from Croatia?!?

pussycatinfluffyslippers · 09/05/2023 20:41

MY EYES.
MY EARS.

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RedToothBrush · 09/05/2023 20:42

THIS MUST QUALIFY

OP posts:
Raahh · 09/05/2023 20:42

Blimey.

There are no words.

Grin
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