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Eurovision 2023 Liverpool: Semi Final 1

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RedToothBrush · 08/05/2023 21:55

This is LIVERPOOL calling...

Join us for the compulsory saxophone, nukes and tractors, an ewok (?!) bad dancing and lots of dry ice, glitter and neon.

BBC3 8pm. Don't be late.

1 Norway - Queen of Kings / Alessandra
2 Malta - Dance (Our Own Party) / The Busker
3 Serbia - Samo mi se spava / Luke Black
4 Latvia - Aijā / Sudden Lights
5 Portugal - Ai Coração / Mimicat
6 Ireland - We Are One / Wild Youth
7 Croatia - Mama ŠČ! / Let 3
8 Switzerland - Watergun / Remo Forrer
9 Israel - Unicorn / Noa Kirel
10 Moldova - Soarele și Luna / Pasha Parfeni
11 Sweden - Tattoo / Loreen
12 Azerbaijan - Tell Me More / TuralTuranX
13 Czechia - My Sister's Crown / Vesna
14 Netherlands - Burning Daylight / Mia Nicolai & Dion Cooper
15 Finland - Cha Cha Cha / Käärijä
Semi Final one looks like the one to watch and the harder one to qualify from.

For all the nerds the big five and Ukrainian have had their draw for the Grand Final:
In the first half are France, Spain and Italy (positions to be decided on Friday)
In the second half are Germany (position to be decided), Ukrainian 19th and UK 26th (confirmed positions).

OP posts:
OnYerBikeSteve · 09/05/2023 21:55

CUPCAKES ARE NOT AFTERNOON TEA.

Comefromaway · 09/05/2023 21:55

Sonia sang at the village today.

JaneJeffer · 09/05/2023 21:55

*I am hoping Saturday is better.

Well, not that hopeful.*

Raahh Grin

pussycatinfluffyslippers · 09/05/2023 21:56

ArcaneWireless · 09/05/2023 21:54

Why are there musical breast muscles?

I'd have been more impressed if she'd played the piano with her tits.

WeAreTheHeroes · 09/05/2023 21:56

Ooh - the French automatic qualifier is flat!

the80sweregreat · 09/05/2023 21:56

OnYerBikeSteve · 09/05/2023 21:55

CUPCAKES ARE NOT AFTERNOON TEA.

RIGHT YOU ARE

Raahh · 09/05/2023 21:56

the80sweregreat · 09/05/2023 21:55

Sonia in Hollyoakes ?
Blimey
Did she sing ?

I missed it if she did Grin

EsmaCannonball · 09/05/2023 21:56

Someone once ruined Jeff Buckley's version of Hallelujah for me by saying it reminded him of when Mr Bean sings Praise My Soul the King of Heaven in church.

Raahh · 09/05/2023 21:57

I like the German entry. Grin

the80sweregreat · 09/05/2023 21:57

Rocker man has Madonna hair
From her 80s days

pussycatinfluffyslippers · 09/05/2023 21:57

Pretty obvious that neither France nor Germany want to host...

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RedToothBrush · 09/05/2023 21:57

WeAreTheHeroes · 09/05/2023 21:56

Ooh - the French automatic qualifier is flat!

Told you she fluffed it!

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WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 09/05/2023 21:58

Hannah can do trashy if required....

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RedToothBrush · 09/05/2023 21:58

pussycatinfluffyslippers · 09/05/2023 21:57

Pretty obvious that neither France nor Germany want to host...

Na the French are DESPARATE to host atm.

OP posts:
JaneJeffer · 09/05/2023 21:58

OnYerBikeSteve · 09/05/2023 21:55

CUPCAKES ARE NOT AFTERNOON TEA.

On yer bike Steve

the80sweregreat · 09/05/2023 21:58

Alisha's dress is hurting my eyes

EsmaCannonball · 09/05/2023 21:58

Italy looks as if he's felt-tipped on his facial hair.

Raahh · 09/05/2023 21:59

Italy went to the same clothes shop as Malta.

JaneJeffer · 09/05/2023 21:59

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 09/05/2023 21:58

Hannah can do trashy if required....

No porno pictures please

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RedToothBrush · 09/05/2023 21:59

I like all three of these entries.

Tonight has underwhelmed me tbh.

OP posts:
WeAreTheHeroes · 09/05/2023 21:59

His trousers are very tight

Comefromaway · 09/05/2023 21:59

RedToothBrush · 09/05/2023 21:57

Told you she fluffed it!

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I was too busy watching gimp suit guys handling the dress to notice.

JaneJeffer · 09/05/2023 21:59

Well hello 😍

OublietteBravo · 09/05/2023 21:59

I hear “Mud and Litter” from Germany rather than “Blood and Glitter”

Raahh · 09/05/2023 22:01

OublietteBravo · 09/05/2023 21:59

I hear “Mud and Litter” from Germany rather than “Blood and Glitter”

The second line sounded like 'Sweden's mittens'.

But I think it was sweet and something.