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Eurovision 2023 Liverpool: Semi Final 1

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RedToothBrush · 08/05/2023 21:55

This is LIVERPOOL calling...

Join us for the compulsory saxophone, nukes and tractors, an ewok (?!) bad dancing and lots of dry ice, glitter and neon.

BBC3 8pm. Don't be late.

1 Norway - Queen of Kings / Alessandra
2 Malta - Dance (Our Own Party) / The Busker
3 Serbia - Samo mi se spava / Luke Black
4 Latvia - Aijā / Sudden Lights
5 Portugal - Ai Coração / Mimicat
6 Ireland - We Are One / Wild Youth
7 Croatia - Mama ŠČ! / Let 3
8 Switzerland - Watergun / Remo Forrer
9 Israel - Unicorn / Noa Kirel
10 Moldova - Soarele și Luna / Pasha Parfeni
11 Sweden - Tattoo / Loreen
12 Azerbaijan - Tell Me More / TuralTuranX
13 Czechia - My Sister's Crown / Vesna
14 Netherlands - Burning Daylight / Mia Nicolai & Dion Cooper
15 Finland - Cha Cha Cha / Käärijä
Semi Final one looks like the one to watch and the harder one to qualify from.

For all the nerds the big five and Ukrainian have had their draw for the Grand Final:
In the first half are France, Spain and Italy (positions to be decided on Friday)
In the second half are Germany (position to be decided), Ukrainian 19th and UK 26th (confirmed positions).

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covetingthepreciousthings · 09/05/2023 21:18

Sunscummailfail · 09/05/2023 21:18

see you in Helsinki next year!

I'd have said this but doesn't Loreen have hoards of fans? I have a feeling she'll swipe the win.

Raahh · 09/05/2023 21:18

It's like they only sent him part of Hallowe'en hulk outfit.

Cha cha.

Grin
the80sweregreat · 09/05/2023 21:18

Jane , I might disown him!
That man's teeth !
So white
I like this ., cha cha cha

JaneJeffer · 09/05/2023 21:19

RedToothBrush · 09/05/2023 21:18

RYLAN TEETH

The before picture

pussycatinfluffyslippers · 09/05/2023 21:19

Rylan just said it was nice to see his spare set of teeth!
Grin

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RedToothBrush · 09/05/2023 21:19

I WANT TO GO TO HELSINKI NEXT MAY!

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CliffsofMohair · 09/05/2023 21:19

Loving Finland

Jellylover · 09/05/2023 21:19

We’ve just witnessed the winner - Finland. Teeth, flurorescent green and a bare chest.

TheTERFnextDoor · 09/05/2023 21:19

Was there something wrong with Finland's sound? He sounded a lot deeper than usual?

the80sweregreat · 09/05/2023 21:19

Finland , it's a winner for sure

Diegofrompennyburn · 09/05/2023 21:20

What a performance, Finland!

JaneJeffer · 09/05/2023 21:20

The weird thing is his teeth looked really yellow in the VT!

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RedToothBrush · 09/05/2023 21:20
  1. NORWAY - Velvet Game of Thrones Musical
  2. MALTA - Charity Shop Glitter Sax
  3. SERBIA - Ghostbuster Cybermen
  4. LATVIA - Jason Donovan Snorefest with Lights
  5. PORTUGAL - Madonna Meets Elmo
  6. IRELAND - Cameltoe Bono Styles
  7. CROATIA - WTAF Macarena in Saggy Y Fronts
  8. SWITZERLAND - Solider Boy
  9. ISRAEL - 90s Unicorn Rave PVC
  10. MOLDOVA - The Dancing Ewok Cult
  11. SWEDEN - Beige Industrial Sunbed Claws
  12. AZERBAIJAN - Bedheadward
  13. CZECHIA - Scary Plaited Hen Do
  14. NETHERLANDS - Arcade Ballad
  15. FINLAND - ChaCha Rylan's Teeth
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the80sweregreat · 09/05/2023 21:20

Norway and Finland
Best ones!

EsmaCannonball · 09/05/2023 21:21

The rest of the world are getting a vote? Not sure if I like the idea of that. Hope Eurovision doesn't lose its unique bonkersness.

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 09/05/2023 21:22

Why were Serbia doing the Gumby Man walk? Like they're trying to carry an invisible washing machine.

Comefromaway · 09/05/2023 21:22

I know things don’t come across the same on TV but Dd and I think that several acts are flat tonight. Tired perhaps as it’s the 3rd show in 2 days?

rainbowhairchalk · 09/05/2023 21:22

RedToothBrush · 09/05/2023 21:20

  1. NORWAY - Velvet Game of Thrones Musical
  2. MALTA - Charity Shop Glitter Sax
  3. SERBIA - Ghostbuster Cybermen
  4. LATVIA - Jason Donovan Snorefest with Lights
  5. PORTUGAL - Madonna Meets Elmo
  6. IRELAND - Cameltoe Bono Styles
  7. CROATIA - WTAF Macarena in Saggy Y Fronts
  8. SWITZERLAND - Solider Boy
  9. ISRAEL - 90s Unicorn Rave PVC
  10. MOLDOVA - The Dancing Ewok Cult
  11. SWEDEN - Beige Industrial Sunbed Claws
  12. AZERBAIJAN - Bedheadward
  13. CZECHIA - Scary Plaited Hen Do
  14. NETHERLANDS - Arcade Ballad
  15. FINLAND - ChaCha Rylan's Teeth

😂😂

the80sweregreat · 09/05/2023 21:22

Madonna meets Elmo !! Best line ever

viques · 09/05/2023 21:23

RedToothBrush · 09/05/2023 21:20

  1. NORWAY - Velvet Game of Thrones Musical
  2. MALTA - Charity Shop Glitter Sax
  3. SERBIA - Ghostbuster Cybermen
  4. LATVIA - Jason Donovan Snorefest with Lights
  5. PORTUGAL - Madonna Meets Elmo
  6. IRELAND - Cameltoe Bono Styles
  7. CROATIA - WTAF Macarena in Saggy Y Fronts
  8. SWITZERLAND - Solider Boy
  9. ISRAEL - 90s Unicorn Rave PVC
  10. MOLDOVA - The Dancing Ewok Cult
  11. SWEDEN - Beige Industrial Sunbed Claws
  12. AZERBAIJAN - Bedheadward
  13. CZECHIA - Scary Plaited Hen Do
  14. NETHERLANDS - Arcade Ballad
  15. FINLAND - ChaCha Rylan's Teeth

Excellent.

the80sweregreat · 09/05/2023 21:23

Kate bush wannabee might do well
Even in beige

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 09/05/2023 21:24

Fantastic summing up!

WeAreTheHeroes · 09/05/2023 21:24

EsmaCannonball · 09/05/2023 21:21

The rest of the world are getting a vote? Not sure if I like the idea of that. Hope Eurovision doesn't lose its unique bonkersness.

The big 5 only get to vote in one semi final

EsmaCannonball · 09/05/2023 21:24

I think my favourites are Moldova, Croatia, Finland and Portugal. I kind of want Norway, Malta and Azerbaijan to go through, too. I'm not keen on the more earnest songs.

Raahh · 09/05/2023 21:24

I always want the bonkers ones to go through.

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