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Masterchef: Thread 4

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Pebbledashery · 08/05/2023 20:43

Fill yer boots

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EsmaCannonball · 10/05/2023 20:31

GrouchyKiwi · 10/05/2023 20:30

I'm going to enter Masterchef next year, bring a grammar guide with me, and slap John in the face with it.

Tape three copies of the Yellow Pages together and hit Gregg with those.

Blueberrycreampie · 10/05/2023 20:31

WhiskersPete · 10/05/2023 20:30

Greg has been corrected on how to say kofta

What about John though?

GrouchyKiwi · 10/05/2023 20:32

EsmaCannonball · 10/05/2023 20:31

Tape three copies of the Yellow Pages together and hit Gregg with those.

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Deal.

Sunbird24 · 10/05/2023 20:32

@GrouchyKiwi please don’t cook lamb, duck, koftas or any recipes from your Nonna…

MNbingo · 10/05/2023 20:33

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 10/05/2023 20:29

I bet John is irritating on sports day.

He’s irritating every day I would imagine. Agree with PP, JUST FUCK OFF with this sugar free sentimentality as his kids are not Masterchef judges.

littlbrowndog · 10/05/2023 20:33

And for saying soooooyce

viques · 10/05/2023 20:33

GrouchyKiwi · 10/05/2023 20:30

I'm going to enter Masterchef next year, bring a grammar guide with me, and slap John in the face with it.

Yummy Sou vide grammar, it should make a good splat. Just make sure it is well seasoned.

TheDogsMother · 10/05/2023 20:33

Awww Endang and Jack have about a 1.5 foot height difference 🤣

viques · 10/05/2023 20:34

Piggywaspushed · 10/05/2023 20:31

He's one of those people who shops loudly with his children in Waitrose looking for the organic taramasalata.

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Or the ingredients to make his own organic taramasalata.

EsmaCannonball · 10/05/2023 20:35

Spice World?

Blueberrycreampie · 10/05/2023 20:36

Ribeye looks good! Love the sound of the spices.

ChicoryDip · 10/05/2023 20:38

I'm not convinced that many of them will cook anything very differently to the last round. They all use a lot of spice.

littlbrowndog · 10/05/2023 20:39

Yeah just like last round

ChicoryDip · 10/05/2023 20:39

No thank you to the rice pudding. 🤢🤢🤢

I'll just have the pineapple and biscuits thank you.

Blueberrycreampie · 10/05/2023 20:39

I thought you needed to cook the rice pud in the oven - for ages.

Halsall · 10/05/2023 20:40

Choomeric, Coomin, Yo - gurt, Kuffta…

AAAARGH

GrouchyKiwi · 10/05/2023 20:41

SugarFreeJohn looks so proud of himself.

CountlesScreamingArgonauts · 10/05/2023 20:41

My mum used to do a cold rice pudding with whipped cream through it, and a ton of nutmeg. Served in little 70s dessert glasses. sounds rank but was completely delicious.

TheDogsMother · 10/05/2023 20:41

He needs to stop with this now.

WhiskersPete · 10/05/2023 20:42

Greg understands John's little girl can't eat sugar

littlbrowndog · 10/05/2023 20:42

He’s so irritating that weeper man

LaMarschallin · 10/05/2023 20:43

WhiskersPete · 10/05/2023 20:42

Greg understands John's little girl can't eat sugar

Where did he get that idea from?

CountlesScreamingArgonauts · 10/05/2023 20:43

WhiskersPete · 10/05/2023 20:42

Greg understands John's little girl can't eat sugar

Goodness knows how he got there.

Jourdain11 · 10/05/2023 20:43

I'm going to be a bitch... as someone who has a diabetic kid, John's whole sugar-free approach is really grating a bit. You don't have to fucking cut out sugar if your a Type 1!!!!!

Sunbird24 · 10/05/2023 20:43

I’m paying close attention to Endang’s dishes, love Indonesian/Malay food