Masterchef: Thread 4

[Pebbledashery]

Fill yer boots

Of course. I would also try to get a lovely design on it from my shoe because presentation is paramount.

just realised he is absent from this bit too, must be really poorly sick.Awww.

🤣🤣🤣

Anna

Yes, it's most unlike Greggggggg to miss the chance to shovel some coal-scorched meringue down his greedy maw.

Thanks Crow.

Bet Linda ends this round three stone lighter and with beautifully soft skin.

Imagine going home at end of service stinking like a bbq

And covered in burns

You most chefs wouldn't send out over cooked fish

I love a good BBQ (so not cooked by my Dad, who does more of the char and less of the grill). I could do with a perfect piece of BBQ pineapple right now.

Robin is sweet.

Yes, usually these chefs won't send out anything that isn't up to standard.

I like how this chef is like... wrap in some foi...oh you haven't cooked it yet, okay and not all Ramsay throw this shit away! <stomps to bin>

BBQ pineapple with a Chili sugar syrup… now that sugar-free John has gone!

Naughty Nickerless! No start up restaurant for you if that is how you try to cheat paying customers!

Charcoal meringue is just a gimmick surely.

Tacos look great

Linda is flapping

That is menopause hell !

Linda struggles

OK. Chef was proper lovely just then. Linda is getting on my nerves a bit and he's being a sweetheart.

Too far the other way Robin!

Yes, chef is being very considerate and not stropping.

He is so nice

I imagine far more people will be ordering pork ribs than pigeon and beans. One suspects some producer thought placing Linda on the hottest and most popular dish would make good telly.