Masterchef: Thread 4

[Pebbledashery]

Fill yer boots

Gross!

Did this man really get a Michelin star for posh burnt bbq food?

Nikolarse reminds me of The Good Doctor crossed with my sons ex flat mate (who was a cunt, so I’ve taken against him)

Nickolas is a big suck-up.

Ah, here's the wank. I don't want coals on my pudding.

Not sure I want something someone has just blown on repeatedly stuck to my meringue

You know what reminds me of apple crumble? Apple crumble.

Just wanky all of it

That was very David Cameron

Endang is going all Scottish! It’s fab.

I'd have scrapped that tortilla press long ago in a fit of pique.

I wish that, when he next says, 'how do you feel about it?' they say: 'well, I think it’s a pile of old wank really'.

I dare them.

Glad you said that @AutumnCrow I was thinking exactly that 🤢

I’m sure Vanessa has been taught to use a Mexican tortilla press on her travels by a genuine Mexican tortilla press operative. Or maybe not……..

A bone in each of the ribs you say?

Wow. Every day's a school day.

Nicholas is an arse

Let your knif3 do the work 🤓🤣🤣

With custard. I agree.

A floor with an undetectable coating of botulism, perhaps.

I've just realised that my only favourite in this heat is Endang, which means a lot of my other favourites risk knocking each other out in the next heat. Boo.

I can’t stand bbq, especially when some bloke decides he’s bbq master. Transfer that to a kitchen...

I transferred to bed. My feet are frozen

I do t think they have curtains at rock concerts anymore John.

Labour of Love?

I hope your dessert doesn't give pseudo-satisfaction, baby!

I had to get my bread out of the oven. Who's eating with John today, Gregg or Anna?