Masterchef: Thread 4

[Pebbledashery]

Fill yer boots

“Too sharp” = put more sugar in it you idiot.

Maybe John needs to find some...errrmm... sugar?

No what about his daughter. ☄️☄️☄️☄️

'The atmosphere in the kitchen was glorious.'

Almost as if a gobby dark cloud is off sick.

Linda & Robin please!

Robin is better than Vanessa - why would you deconstruct a curry? Completely defeats the point

Bye bye John and Miles - PLEASE

Fingers crossed we get rid of either sfd or beardy.

Nickolas is terrible. (I'm going to spell his name differently each time, probably.)

One down.....

Yes! Good bye john

Aces. The right two are definitely going.

Double whammy !

Yessssssss ! Bye John.

And they heard you!!!

There is a God.

John 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

Yey bring back the sugar!!

Yes! 😊😊😊

Yay, they heard us!

I think whoever stands in for Gregg should be forced to live role-play as Gregg. I want a shaved head, leering at the young female contestants and bellowing constructive criticism, like 'Yummy!'

Oh well, no shitty sugar free cookbook clogging up the shelves. Shame.
wanky chef round.

And she has a sweet tooth.

Ooo maybe I should replace Gregg 😆

LONDON 🤣🤣