Masterchef: Thread 4

[Pebbledashery]

Fill yer boots

I was just wondering why he’d given it a Christmas theme….

Grouse leg KFC

Raw meat and jobbies…

OOO can I shave Miles' walnuts? May wipe that smug gurn off

the jobbies

They are doing heats. Jack, Terri, Anurag and others must be in the next one. I hope there isn't an injustice because someone is in a stronger or weaker heat.

Vanessa's looks pretty, but chicken breast is the worst bit.

Just cook the chicken in the sauce ffs

That's my worry too.

Robin is in this to win

I'm going to look for a bat out of the window, to get the memory of jobbies on a plate out of my brain ...

“ there’s a couple of errors” because you dont know basics like making a sauce and grouse legs aren’t chicken legs. Idiot.

"I could not have had better feedback"

Actually I think you could. Sorry.

I can't root for her, I'm Pro Pirate.

As long as it's Aarghh Pirates, not your modern Somali-type pirates obvs.

Grouse though. Major problems ecologically with grouse.
griege does nothing for jonty’s complexion.

I am not sure about Endang's dish

I’m tempted to go and get into bed cos it’s a bit chilly here

🤣🤣

A soup based sauce. Like runny oxtail?

Och Linda

Ugh, brown speckly tart

Stingy with the rhubarb as well.

Johns wee sulky face 🤣🤣

I’m frozen, been cold all day. The lurge is rampant in school again.
just thought, rhubarb and artificial sweeteners. Disaster.

So John's sugar free food is not sweet but sharp. No shit sherlock