Masterchef: Thread 4

[Pebbledashery]

Fill yer boots

Oh it’s a butch fire chef.

Two down. Now just Nikol-ARSE (said in the voice of Roland Rat) to go.

Does another one go at the end of this part in the professional kitchen?

Burning man 🤕

Chef seems quite nice so far, not too wanky. Now watch him turn into a total arsehole.

Peter Sanchez Iglesias

Name sounds like Iberian sexiness, voice sounds like a Wurzel.

Nah they just go back with “inspiration and acquired skills.”

I find the rounds where they aren't cooking their own recipes and where there is no elimination pretty dull.

Not usually. It's a bit of a wasted round, though I guess it's good for them to get a bit of service practice.

'Put a little bit of love into your pork.' Ewwww.

I hate this bit, they are home cooks and have no place in a professional kitchen. Have they even got a level 1 food hygiene certificate ? At least if I went on Masterchef would be safe cooking food for the general public ( though I would be contractually obliged to drop Greg’s portion on the floor)

Vanessa looks a bit like Vicky McClure.

Yeah it's rubbish.

At least in the international MC's the losers have to cook off. As it were.

Jeez I would fear my hair going up in a blaze of coloured hair

This is all quite fiery

If, let's say, someone had poisoned Gregg, this restaurant would be a great place to dispose of his remains.

Yay Esma. Burn him

So far I think we could all have a bash at these dishes. There's a lot of finishing off and assembly.

The leeks 🫣

This is the butchess kitchen I’ve ever seen.
linda is lovely, but she hasn’t got the drive to win.

I suppose binging something on the bbq is a home cook skill.

Have we ever seen Peter Sanchez Iglesias and Gareth Southgate in the same room?

Those pigeons with their heads on 😳

Nope to the pigeon legs

I used to work with a pigeon. His name was Graham. Very good at spreadsheets.