Masterchef: Thread 4

[Pebbledashery]

Fill yer boots

Ooh, more pronunciation disagreements! Salsifee or salsifye?

Robin was really good. I think I am just being prejudiced against his hair.

Salsify sounds American Ole Stylee dunnit? Like succotash and sarsaparilla.

Not a clue what any of it actually is

If Anna does that surprised face anymore I will. Do something bad

Saksifye.

Robin is sweet. Oh look there's John - did you know one of his children is diabetic? I didn't......

Evening all. I'm 10 mins behind. Was putting the mini walruses in bed.

Weeping man 😏

FFS artificial sweetener from a pumpkin. Zzzzzz

Fee, fye, foe, fum?

Kabucha pumpkin sweetener. He’s just making shit up.

john has a child who is diabetic - if only he’d said 🤪

I just want to get a razor on John - that curly fluff round the back of his neck gives me serious ick.

Anna: oh woooow you're using ingredients! <massive surprised face>

Artificial sweetener and rhubarb, great cure for constipation

Evening!

Why can't John cook something that doesn't require sweeteners. I'm bored of hearing about his sugar-free superiority.

And now he wants to write a book.

Say what a child who is diabetic 🥶

It’s just a different kind of sugar, that’s not an artificial sweetener. Pretentious twat

Of course John's doing a pudding.
I'm diabetic and I'd rather never eat anything sweet ever again than buy any cookbook of his.

Where’s John?

Fuck off Nickolas

I don’t think I can take much more of this .

oh , set out your ambitions sugar free dad, a cookbook indeed. I would probably tear it up and use it on a bbq to melt a pan of caramel to pour over real ice cream.

Not John, the big lad.

Reindeer antlers on the top of Nicholas' dish.

Damn. I really wanted him to mess up.

It's a Christmas pudding in beef!