Masterchef: Thread 3

[Pebbledashery]

In readiness 😅

Has a degree....

Otherwise translates as..

Unemployed

I'm late now and can't watch live this week. See you when I've caught up.

Frangipane 💕💕

I can't agree with tamarind

Fannata doing All The Things.

John could do a scone.
Fannata a frittata.

Endang is a proper Asian mum..

Asian mums taste food like that 😊

Fannata unfortunately autocorrects to Fanny...

John's joyless pudding.

John's pudding is year 8 food technology

Jeff cooks meth

Just starting to watch now, having given up on trying to get the kids to bed.

I'm glad this is the last batch of contestants, I can hardly remember any of the previous ones, it's been going on so long.

The pastry looks lovely though

One of the weaknesses of these shows is that all the rounds are based on speed. It would be good if they had a few rounds where people could cook dishes that actually require slow-cooking.

Oh bless.

Oh John.

Crying in round one. Nope.

Och stop greeting

John just blew it with the tears. sorry John, my heart is hard.

I'm going to have to duck out before we see who's got the boot. DD1 has SATs tomorrow and EVERYTHING'S WRONG AND SHE'S GOING TO FAIL.

He's quite posh for a painter decorator, she says, generalising wildly.

😂😂😂

Fannata cooks burrata?

We said that as well

He needs to go home and cry there. Not in the kitchen.