Masterchef UK: Thread 2

[Pebbledashery]

New thread!

Omar is hanging by a thread, if you ask me

See you all on Thursday, an hour earlier.

Nightie all

@GrouchyKiwi You're going to have to let it go, let it go...

Hurrah it's Jay!

I learned to cook it when I was travelling. I will be serving it on this authentic dadsarmi enamel garnished with bits of pike.

Jay! Zeus in the form of a highland bull returns!

Omar is like a little George Michael (RIP)

I'm out for a curry on Thursday.

See you all later.

Enjoyed all the laughs, see you soon!

I had palpitations the other day when reading one of his Guardian columns and he referenced his nipples.

Next one Thursday?

8pm Thursday I think

Jay in the guardian, when discussing sausages:

"the crap sausages, not those annoying ones with too much actual meat in them, and nowhere near enough nipple and nostril."

😳

Not pig nipples. No frisson there. His own nipples, discussing weight loss medicines

”Yes, I would like a smaller belly and that my nipples weren’t in different time zones”

ohhhhhh.

I missed this one after going to bed early. Will catch up on it later. Sounds like another good one!

All caught up. Jo is a blatant mumsnet user.

Evening all

Evening! Welcome to Jay-Fest!

All aboard the Jay train

Evening you mad Jay lovers.

I can picture Jo perusing Mumsnet of an evening

I don’t get the Jay-appeal, but hello nevertheless.

Jaaaaaayyyyyy!!!

I do find Jay strangely attractive