Masterchef UK: Thread 2

[Pebbledashery]

New thread!

caper and raisin with squid?

Another squid sacrifice 😥

I would NOT pay

My children have just discovered that being a food critic is a job and their minds are blown.

"Chunky curry sauce" doesn't sell it to me.

I hate tiny blobs and smears of sauces, etc.. It's so ungenerous.

I like the sound of Omar’s food, but don’t like it all heaped up like that.

The curry sauce looks unappetising to me.

Ah but you have to be a super taster to be a food critic

DH has just told me to stop grinning at everything Jay says. 😂

What great dishes so far

That curry sauce looks like someone's had the runs....

I don't t want a potato that looks like a brick

STOP SAYING OOZE, GREGGGGGG

Dryer than a dogs backside

I thought it might be something someone had brought up.

Poor Jo.

Jo you ballsed that up love

Pebble 🤣🤣

Ponced up to much Adam

Adam could have used those bricks, I mean fondant potatoes!

Guess whose columns are going to be lining the gerbil cage now, huh?

Jo should have known the way to make Jay smile is to cook a pig from one end to the other, and make the crackling crunchy.

piggy pancakes would have done it,

🤣🤣🤣

😅😅😅

She's boycotting it immediately

Did he cut it up because he thought he was feeding his daughter?

Chicken, waffles and 'frickles'. What??