Masterchef UK: Thread 2

[Pebbledashery]

New thread!

I went on a school trip to Hungary i the Communist era. Undercooked guinea fowl was the least of one's food related problems.

Who, Gregg?

A thimble of milkshake.

@ChicoryDip 🤣🤣🤣. I'm the meantime John has an issue with his breast and Gregg an issue with his leg.

vanilla, chilli, cinnamon, with SALMON? What?!

"I thought it was cooked and then it wasn't" sums up how useless the average 62-year-old IT consultant is.

Bwahaha 🤣

It's a sauce and broth series where foam and air used to be kings.

If you think that chickens done!

thanks for the ear worm, I’ll be humming that all night.

What the fuck was that burnt cartoon goldfish shaped thing on Viktor’s plate?

What is it? It's tapas you moron

Arrrgghhh. Moist !

King oyster mushroom

"viques has cooked braised ear worms in a dadsarmi sauce"

Poor Viktor is geschnitzelt.

Ah, ok. Incinerated. Tragic

What are they going to say to that question? "No, I achieved my goal of nearly poisoning Gregg, I'm happy to go home now."

Of course she bloody wants an apron.

Don't think Gregg understands the concept of tapas?

Don't think there are many things Gregg understands the concept of, to be fair.

I'm still angry about him questioning the combination of chocolate and orange however many seasons ago that was.

Great company as ever. See you soon.

Omar is very smiley.

Omar, no one wants hear about your bum.

Yay Jay

Oh Jay!

I’m going to bed. Night all. See you for the next one.