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Masterchef UK: Thread 2

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Pebbledashery · 18/04/2023 19:46

New thread!

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Pebbledashery · 25/04/2023 21:40

Mushrooms 😭😭😭😭

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Skankhunt84 · 25/04/2023 21:40

JamSandle · 25/04/2023 21:37

Wow some of the xenophobia on here towards the EE contestants is quite vile.

Where? What has been vile?

Pebbledashery · 25/04/2023 21:40

Who told John he looked good tonight

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Sunbird24 · 25/04/2023 21:40

@viques not this year, got a big trip to Malaysia booked! Hoping to avoid pastel-coloured rice

EsmaCannonball · 25/04/2023 21:40

Is this annoying person week?

GrouchyKiwi · 25/04/2023 21:41

Hannah's doesn't sound like a dish.

Pebbledashery · 25/04/2023 21:41

Hannah is making pasta sauce basically

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Piggywaspushed · 25/04/2023 21:41

They are going to get more vegans and veggies on Masterchef aren't they? They will have to adapt.

viques · 25/04/2023 21:41

Sunbird24 · 25/04/2023 21:37

@Hesperatum yes, they’ve had to justify giving the floor manager a pay rise

Give the guy a break, Greg started off flogging spuds, now look at him, he is practically a national treasure (joke) , at least the floor manager has the advantage of being personable and possessing a brain.

EsmaCannonball · 25/04/2023 21:42

'Love you, Mummy,' and 'Fuck off, Gregg.'

Pebbledashery · 25/04/2023 21:42

Gregg has all the sincerity of a dog poop Ferrero rocher cake

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GrouchyKiwi · 25/04/2023 21:42

I hope he washed the grit out of the icky mushrooms.

ChicoryDip · 25/04/2023 21:43

There is some peculiar stuff going on in this round.

I'm almost missing the raw lamb, scallops and maggots.

Halsall · 25/04/2023 21:43

EsmaCannonball · 25/04/2023 21:42

'Love you, Mummy,' and 'Fuck off, Gregg.'

😂😂

littlbrowndog · 25/04/2023 21:43

EsmaCannonball · 25/04/2023 21:42

'Love you, Mummy,' and 'Fuck off, Gregg.'

🤣🤣

viques · 25/04/2023 21:43

Sunbird24 · 25/04/2023 21:40

@viques not this year, got a big trip to Malaysia booked! Hoping to avoid pastel-coloured rice

Make sure you come back with some authentic recipes in case John calls you to the Masterchef kitchen.

Pebbledashery · 25/04/2023 21:43

This guy is my worst nightmare..

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 25/04/2023 21:44

Michelle”s hair is amazing. Can’t say the same fir the food.
err wild mushrooms. Taste like earth. But kudos for being from a long line of foragers.

NooNakedJacuzziness · 25/04/2023 21:44

A foragey fecker!

GrouchyKiwi · 25/04/2023 21:44

Those little girls are adorable.

EsmaCannonball · 25/04/2023 21:44

Polenta Porridge sounds like an associate of Hinge and Bracket.

ChicoryDip · 25/04/2023 21:44

"If you see any mushrooms just go for it"

Presumably from the larder and not in the local woods.

Halsall · 25/04/2023 21:44

If you don’t like prawns and mushrooms this round is a flipping nightmare, isn’t it?

GrouchyKiwi · 25/04/2023 21:44

SO many mushrooms. I cry.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 25/04/2023 21:45

Sunbird24 · 25/04/2023 21:40

@viques not this year, got a big trip to Malaysia booked! Hoping to avoid pastel-coloured rice

Are you not going on a food journey?

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