Masterchef UK: Thread 2

[Pebbledashery]

New thread!

Mirel is gluten free, and garlic free, no doubt.

What! It's just a blob - what presentation?

Burnt salmon and gluey mash 🤮

'The fish was just on fire and I didn't know what to do.'

For future reference, stick it next to Gregg's polyester trouser leg.

Another dog poop on a plate 😂

Was just saying that to DH 🤣🤣

That looks like what you get if your large dog has eaten your mad auntie’s costume jewellery

It’s a giant Ferrero Rocher. 'With this gluten-free dessert you are spoiling us, monsieur!'

More tweezer wankery, and what did I say about no gold leaf? Throws contemporary slippers at my contemporary tv.

Mirel is a smug fucker isn't he?

@ChicoryDip , that's the phrase I wanted

🤣. Stop now!

Your dogs all poo GOLD? Wow, you live in posh areas.

🤣🤣🤣 Spot on!

😁

Who is the annoying time keeper who tells the competitors when their time’s up? Is this something new - haven’t watched Masterchef fora while?

Fucking hell, I forgot it again! Lots of beards I see.

@Hesperatum yes, they’ve had to justify giving the floor manager a pay rise

Wow some of the xenophobia on here towards the EE contestants is quite vile.

Dog poop got an apron

How do vegans cope in this competition? In future rounds I mean

Must have tasted better than it looked!

Good reason to go back, that and the amazing health and safety free zone that is the Budapest zoo, it has extraordinary buildings.

Miles is an arrogant fucker