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Masterchef UK: Thread 1

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Pebbledashery · 09/04/2023 11:33

Here we go chuffians!!

Discussion topic.... What do we think think we will see a lot of this series??

Samphire... Ants..... Maggots dump truck... I predict at least 3 foragers!

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Sunbird24 · 10/04/2023 20:20

I also heard Heaven

GrouchyKiwi · 10/04/2023 20:20

Yeesh. That sauce is a bit scary. It was ... innovative doing it in the microwave.

Halsall · 10/04/2023 20:21

Thank god it’s not just me! 😂😂

viques · 10/04/2023 20:21

GrouchyKiwi · 10/04/2023 20:19

How can you make kimchi on the show?

I made kimchi , once, it took several days to ferment and permanently stain my cupboard

GrandTheftWalrus · 10/04/2023 20:21

Glad I'm not alone!

ITS NOT FUCKING NIPS YOU TWAT!!!

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Pebbledashery · 10/04/2023 20:21

That was lazy just using the microwave

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Blueberrycreampie · 10/04/2023 20:21

NEEPS John!

GrouchyKiwi · 10/04/2023 20:21

John must be over-correcting his Aussie vowels to repeat the nips.

TheDogsMother · 10/04/2023 20:21

Neeps ! Neeps you fool 🤣

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Pebbledashery · 10/04/2023 20:22

That ain't no crumble tbh

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ChicoryDip · 10/04/2023 20:22

That pudding looks very lovely.

TheDogsMother · 10/04/2023 20:22

What does John know about a crumble ?

viques · 10/04/2023 20:22

Edible flowers (tick)

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Pebbledashery · 10/04/2023 20:23

That chicken looks raw
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Wolfcub · 10/04/2023 20:23

Oh dear god. Flabby chicken

GrouchyKiwi · 10/04/2023 20:23

I don't think it's going to work like that, Johnny. The chicken is terrifying me.

Blueberrycreampie · 10/04/2023 20:23

Okay....!

viques · 10/04/2023 20:24

Doctor alert. That chicken needs a blood transfusion.

Sunbird24 · 10/04/2023 20:24

Should have blowtorched the skin

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Pebbledashery · 10/04/2023 20:24

Who bets it's raw

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Pebbledashery · 10/04/2023 20:24

Raaaaaw

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GrouchyKiwi · 10/04/2023 20:24

Should have made a different dish, tbh.

Sunbird24 · 10/04/2023 20:24

Scrap that, should have blowtorched the whole thing

ChicoryDip · 10/04/2023 20:24

There's a reason we've never seen anyone serve a whole, raw chicken with lettuce before.

OrangeBlossom28 · 10/04/2023 20:25

We're on a 2 min delay and the chicken was doomed from the outset.

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