Masterchef UK: Thread 1

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go chuffians!!

Discussion topic.... What do we think think we will see a lot of this series??

Samphire... Ants..... Maggots dump truck... I predict at least 3 foragers!

I also hate it. Tastes like farmy plasticine

Looks burnt pastry

Why did nobody make a trifle

Goat cheese just tastes dirty to me.

These from aldi are lovely.

Burnt his shop bought pastry 😅

I'd eat that millefeuille. Good flavours. Nice work, Matthew.

Matthew's Foy looks good if not a little singed.

Does a Hovis biscuit with cheese and chutney count as layers? I'm winning at this competition. 😀

I like goats cheese & pesto filled pasta (from Sainsburys!)

I'd just make a ham sandwich.

Mustard for an added layer.

They should have asked Evans! She would have knocked one up.

Shut up Nickolas, don’t make me get the weed killer!

How did Nickolas get more annoying?! I didn't think that was possible.

Zoe and Woei to go, I think. Bad day to have a name with -oe.

It's a shame Woi didn't produce one - we could have had Woi's Foy 🤣

I'll have a look for those GrandTheftWalrus. Thank you.

Mille Foei…

He has a really smug cunty face doesn't he.

He looks like a Tory.

They are in the frozen section at vegetarian etc.

Woeis foy😅

Oh crap the irritating one won't be leaving then

☝️

Though I have found my people here!!!

Celery-yak, anyone? Mar-ska-pony???

Woei may be going home... am I wight, or am I wong?

<channels Danny Dyer on the WAWW>

Geva definitely would have made a trifle

Now I just keep thinking about Claire Foy.