Masterchef UK: Thread 1

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go chuffians!!

Discussion topic.... What do we think think we will see a lot of this series??

Samphire... Ants..... Maggots dump truck... I predict at least 3 foragers!

Just no, Jo.

I would like to take the word "that" away from John.

@Skankhunt84 thought not!

2 x Choomeric. It's good to to be back.

WHAT is going on with Jo's earlobes?

Oh the pancake 😧

Jo and Geva going home.

Bye bye!

Oh wait, forgot about Raw Chicken Man.

Er Greg, it’s not actually that hard to crisp up mackerel skin, the real skill is filleting the mackerel, which you should have recognised.

Nice of him to dress in a bin bag, makes it easier to throw him out.

That cap ffs

Yellow cap has just got himself a pass I think.

Ah, he has rescued himself.

Far too many annoying contestants already.

Raw chicken man might be going through. On a positive note it gives him another chance to poison Gregggg.

He looks like a wheelie bin

Yes, they might be able to see past the raw chicken.

It did look good!

That meatball meal was v odd

Those roast potatoes and carrots just looked like the remains of a Sunday roast.

OMG, so engrossed by her cheekbones and smooth forehead I missed the earlobes!

Jo's ear has melted!

The earlobes 🤣🤣🤣

I just want to slap yellow cap man.