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MAFZ OZ UK pace 2 - no spoilers!

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Chooba · 21/03/2023 13:00

Thought I'd make a new thread ready for tonight's episode...we've managed to fill the first one already!

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nuttynet · 21/03/2023 20:35

Now the hugging is done, bring out the dildos

dapsnotplimsolls · 21/03/2023 20:36

Uh oh, did she get the sex toys out?

happinessischocolate · 21/03/2023 20:38

VooVooV · 21/03/2023 20:06

I’d tie Harrison up and then fuck off, for a very very long time

Yep and Josh should do this to Mel too 😂

determinedtomakethiswork · 21/03/2023 20:38

Honeyroar · 21/03/2023 20:15

To be fair, Harrison wanted to leave, Bronte wanted him to stay and carry on with the “speriment”

But she said stay because of his text message saying that he wasn't going anywhere. He knew that. He knew exactly what he was doing.

VooVooV · 21/03/2023 20:40

happinessischocolate · 21/03/2023 20:38

Yep and Josh should do this to Mel too 😂

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Ha ha - oh so true!!

Whatdayisitalexa · 21/03/2023 20:40

happinessischocolate · 21/03/2023 20:38

Yep and Josh should do this to Mel too 😂

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She'd probably like it!

happinessischocolate · 21/03/2023 20:42

But she said stay because of his text message saying that he wasn't going anywhere. He knew that. He knew exactly what he was doing.

Well she's daft the . After everything he's done she wants to stay just because he said he was going to 🤦‍♀️

VooVooV · 21/03/2023 20:42

Their beds are tiny. Queens?

QueSyrahSyrah · 21/03/2023 20:43

VooVooV · 21/03/2023 20:42

Their beds are tiny. Queens?

4 foot doubles maybe? DH and I shared one of those for a while when he first moved in. Cosy Confused

VooVooV · 21/03/2023 20:43

Whatdayisitalexa · 21/03/2023 20:40

She'd probably like it!

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Actually yes. She’d bloody love it.
But - here we go.
She wants to be woken up with a rogering….

awaynboilyurheid · 21/03/2023 20:44

Is this supposed to be funny?

Itslookinglikeabeautifulday · 21/03/2023 20:46

Oh poor Josh.

Itslookinglikeabeautifulday · 21/03/2023 20:47

I bet Josh wishes Melissa had got someone more like her too!

Bluetrews25 · 21/03/2023 20:47

No-one would be enough for Mel, except a porn star.

Whatdayisitalexa · 21/03/2023 20:47

VooVooV · 21/03/2023 20:43

Actually yes. She’d bloody love it.
But - here we go.
She wants to be woken up with a rogering….

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Quelle suprise....she's got 2 vibrators now so she can give him a break for 5 minutes

QueSyrahSyrah · 21/03/2023 20:48

Melissa is giving me big flashbacks to my EXH here. She's an absolute sex pest, huffing and stropping when she doesn't get what she wants, and I get the distinct feeling that she'd take any hug or a kiss good morning as a come on and he'd then have to fight her off if that wasn't his intention.

Been there, read the book, worn the t-shirt.

RUN JOSH RUN.

happinessischocolate · 21/03/2023 20:52

Has she considered cuddling him?

TheDutchHouse · 21/03/2023 20:52

Wouldn't trust Adam as far as I could throw him .. there's something very odd about his mannerisms?

dapsnotplimsolls · 21/03/2023 20:54

Lordy, don't mention the crystals to Jesse!

FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge · 21/03/2023 20:54

Holy shit

nuttynet · 21/03/2023 20:55

Of only Mel could see herself the way everyone else sees her

Bluetrews25 · 21/03/2023 20:56

Oh jeeze
Of course he doesn't touch her! He'd get his hand (or more) bitten off if he's within 5 metres of her!

FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge · 21/03/2023 20:57

i Reckon I am cut from the same cloth as Josh

my Snoopy jammies agree

Sunbird24 · 21/03/2023 20:57

This is a great way to make him really want to be intimate with her isn’t it?

VooVooV · 21/03/2023 20:58

OMG, she’s awful. She doesn’t let him speak at all. She can’t communicate. Whoever the PP (on the other thread maybe) was who said she gets all her validation from sex was bang on.