MAFZ OZ UK pace 2 - no spoilers!

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Thought I'd make a new thread ready for tonight's episode...we've managed to fill the first one already!

Jesse is an idiot but he in being eclipsed by all the other horrible people!!

Shannon is a nasty little mean goblin.
He gives me Rumpelstiltskin vibes.

Harrison is not hot in any way, even before we knew he was a twat I didn't think he was good looking. I don't get it at all. I can see more why Shannon would attract attention but very quickly he has become extremely unattractive.

Not sure about Jesse, I thought he was awful but he does seem to be giving it a go, same with Melinda. I don't think she's hugely attracted to Layton but I do think she is giving it a go. I was kind of hoping they will be like Doug and Jamie on MAFS US S1. If you haven't seen that season it's worth a watch.

I honestly don’t think there’s anything special about him either.

Now Duncan on the other hand…..🔥
I could imagine women thinking he’s hot and wanting his number.
But Harrison? Not so much.

I'd like to know who the hell Shannon thinks he is when he tells Caitlin she didn't blow him away when she walked down the aisle. He looks like a 100 year old shoe. Or a lizard.

Harrison is not hot at all

Are we really to believe that women approach him
For his number with no come on and even though he wears a wedding ring?

Yes! lizardy snakey goblin

Love this description 😂😂

Honestly even if he was GORGEOUS how often do women go up to men in bars and things and just say shit like 'YOu are so hot can I have your number'? ffs. I cannot imagine it happens quite as often as he makes it sound.

Harrison: i got her to put her number in my phone as I didn't want to embarrass her in front of my mates by saying no"

Thereby embarrassing both himself and his wife 🤷‍♀️

It would have made me laugh as he's so full of it except for the fact he dragged Dan into it. So not only is he a shit husband, he's a shit mate too.

For the way he brought Dan in, they should throw Harrison out. He's messing with other people's relationships. He's going to try to bring everyone down with him.

Shannon and Melissa are the two most vile creatures ever to grace MAFS!

Laughing at Melissa being invoked when Harrison is right there!

*CrumpledForeskin

Just spotted the new season of Love Is Blind - now I'm wondering if I can start it or if all the awful, dating men will merge into one and I'll lose track of who is on MAFS and who is LIB ... hmm, difficult call.

@HappenstanceMarmite I'm Dead 🤣🤣🤣

@murasaki

Harrison is king of the gaslighters. He even gaslit her about gaslighting.

He certainly did! The twunt!

@MelsMoneyTree

Shannon and Harrison remind me of Andrew Tate with all their negging, gaslighting rubbish.

Absolutely. There is a lot of it about! Very unpleasant bastards who apparently are always right!!!

@Deathraystare , he is very meta on the gaslighting.

It was funny when he said he hoped the heat would be off him, and then inserted himself into the drama. He is a toxic person who looks like a tin of spam. I cannot believe the Bronte believes he is so hot that women are throwing their phone numbers at him.

However he is correct that Shannon is worse.

The Harrison/Dan lady's phone number story just doesn't add up or make sense.

Dan also looked like a deer in headlights amd just agreed with Harrison.

It comes across as"ok,this is the story we are telling" rather than "this is the truth".

Far more to it & if Dan is hanging around with Harrison he's probably a twat to which is a pity because his wife is lovely.

Strongly dislike Harrison, Bronte, Shannon, the guy on the phone to Claire (don't remember his name), Mel, Jesse. Beginning to dislike Cam & Lyndal too - something false there too.

9.5 Mel actually seems nicer than at the start. Layton has no air time.

Duncan, Josh, Sandy , Ollie & his wife seem like the only decent people on it. Shannon's partner is also nice but she should have left already

I've just caught up. Bronte has now become a surrendered wife ffs. Lyndell should have let Claire tell the story. Harrison seemed to expect praise for not giving the woman his number! 9.5 has the measure of him yet again.

In don't understand why nobody asked Shannon WHY he did the 'Ssshhh' then?!

I understood Cameron's point of view. He can see that Lyndell is getting caught up in the toxicity and doesn't want that for them as a couple or for him.

I think he knew it would come out anyway via Claire so was discouraging Lyndell from being the messenger, again.

*sorry I meant he doesn't want drama for them as a couple or for HER.