MAFZ OZ UK pace 2 - no spoilers!

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Thought I'd make a new thread ready for tonight's episode...we've managed to fill the first one already!

@ballsdeep oh I agree about Brontë nips! It’s like the headlights (eyes) and the fog lights are always on!

Even if that’s the case, I’m still not convinced about Dan….

Ollie & Duncan are the only two men on here I get good vibes from.

Sorry, and Josh

Note he also had to mention the girl said ‘you’re really hot’ 🙄
Couldn’t just say she’d asked for his number. Also couldn’t just politely decline either
He’s awful. I still can’t get over him saying Brontë was lying that he’d said he was staying when his text said ‘I’m going nowhere’ or similar. He’s actually insane. What an arse

The 'you're really hot' comment reminded me of a dad at DCs' school. Also Australian. Who'd regale us with stories about random women approaching him to tell him he was handsome/lovely/gorgeous ... whilst his long-suffering wife stayed silent and rolled her eyes. [Full disclosure - he was not handsome, lovely or gorgeous. He was an arse]

I like Duncan, Ollie and Dan. Jesse is all drama but I like watching him.

Josh gives me the creeps and I have nothing to base it on except a feeling.

And she wears really small tops! When she was confronting Harrison on the balcony with the white top on, I honestly thought we were going to get a full flash of bap !!

Eeek well I guess he does look a little bit inbred 👀

Catching up... Claire looked beautiful at the dinner party. No boobs hanging out or massive cut outs on her dress.

I’m glad I found you. I have so many questions!

Does anyone else think that Brontë looks like Lord Farquaar from Shrek? Particularly when she wears her hair down? I can’t unsee it now.

I agree that she must have made an agreement with Harrison to pretend to get on so they can both stay on the show. There is no other explanation from switching from his full on gaslighting to staring into his eyes giggling.

Why did he keep saying ‘I didn’t ask for that girl’s number’? Nobody said he did did they? So I think that’s most likely what did happen.

I don’t understand why the experts haven’t chucked Shannon off the show. He reminds me of a hideous ex-boyfriend I had who liked to point out how attractive other women were and comment unfavourably about my appearance. He really messed with my self-confidence. Why didn’t Caitlyn say anything about his behaviour at the dinner party? And why hasn’t she called the experts and asked to be matched with someone who actually wants to meet someone???

I think Shannon gets booted off the show on Monday, and he needs to, my eyes can’t stand his shit hair style any longer. Caitlin deserves better, they should rematch her as they should have never cast someone still doing their ex!

Harrison is either the most deluded man on the planet or a plant. There’s no other options I’m sorry!

I think Cam and Lyn won’t make it, I think she loves the drama Mick! Love Ollie and T, would like to see more of josh and Jan, and I really like Melinda too, she’s like the drunk aunt at Christmas necking all the wine and throwing in a few sarcastic comments 😂

I don't think Josh has any hidden badness but for me he's a walking ick. I'm not drawn to bad boys at all but he just feels suffocatingly needy to me. I am like John in being unable to keep a straight face when he complains about being a sex object, although I agree that Melissa is behaving badly and that relationship just needs to end.

I spotted Lyndall's incipient Olivia-ness days ago. It was the puffed-sleeve faux-bridesmaid dress that did it.

I just can’t stand even looking at Harrison, he is unbearable and his behavior is insane. I like Duncan (even more with each episode 🔥), Dan and Ollie. I do like Josh and feel sorry for him stuck with that ranting sex-pest but I can’t get past his Disney pyjamas.

Right at the very very end last night, the camera zooms in on Shannon putting his wedding ring on the coffee table, just after the ixpert says he's going to do something he's never done before. I hope he means telling Shannon to sling his hook!

Not sure if I'd go as far as liking Jesse. as unlike Clare I wouldnt forgive him for taking the piss out of the way she talks. But I do think he's genuine.

It was interesting that both Clare and Jesse had the same reactions to the sex talk and toys. Happy to speak to the camera and laugh about it all.

I think they're now shagging, so Jesse is no longer insecure and is able to be himself, like he was in the introductory video. Happy and joking. And that's why Clare took him to the crystals shop 😁 she's was seeing how far she can push him now he's shagging 😂😂

I think Jesse realised that a lot of the other guys fancy Claire.

Why is Brontë blindly sticking up for Harrison? Does she just want more screen time? Maybe she really does know what Harrison is like and doesn’t care but just wants to remain in the show?

But unlike Olivia, she has it pretty much bob on (nb. I have not yet seen last night's episode 😕)

Claire looked so amazing last night.
Love Melinda.
Bronte needs to go.

I don't think the experts will tell Shannon to leave, they love the drama too much, think they'll make him take his ring off and say he has to do some silly activity like hug Caitlin.

I’m not even finished catching up yet but what is with these guys?! Shannon is so horrible. The way both him and Harrison have told their partners outright multiple times how unattractive they find them. Not even just one comment either, multiple things about their appearance. They’re the two that are still messing about with people on the outside as well. Both the girls are so much better looking than the two guys too, that’s the worst of it!

Shannon almost has some sort of weird gaslighting arrogance about him, like he could stab you and he’d then explain to you how it’s your fault and you’ve made him do that. It’s mind blowing the way he goes on

Am I missing something but Harrison really that HOT? So hot girls just ask for his number with zero conversation??

Just caught up on the last two episodes.
No, Harrison is absolutely not hot.
Well he looks like he might be to touch - both him and Shannon. Touch them and you’ll burn. But that’s about it on the hot front. Sadly, they think otherwise.
Absolute wankers.

I am also not liking Jesse. 🫶🏻

GAHHHH BLOODG AUTOCORRECT

*I am NOW liking Jesse 🫶🏻😻

(I give up)🙄