MAFZ OZ UK pace 2 - no spoilers!

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Thought I'd make a new thread ready for tonight's episode...we've managed to fill the first one already!

Gawd, what's Shannon done now?

Whatever it is, she looked devastated

Oh god Claire. You know how he feels about bloody crystals!

Why did Clare think this was a good idea?!

Ok, fair play Jesse. Fair play.

But he's trying bless him 😂

Ah but I think that Josh would be really loving and tactile with the right person. Paired with a sex pest, he has no option but to distance himself (or else she will take that as a cue). It's really put him off her. And I can't blame him.

Totally agree with this @mewkins.

Toward the end with my EXH I daren't touch him at all because he'd treat it like a come on, the slightest thing, and then sulk because I didn't want sex, I just wanted to hold his hand or kiss him hello.

I'm remarried now and we're barely ever not touching, but 90% of it is just intimate, not sexual.

Gahhhh, patronising twunt!

Is he actually for real ? He's like a caricature!

Harrison's just got this moody sulky boy mouth, can't stand him. Playing the victim eurgh

Harrison is king of the gaslighters. He even gaslit her about gaslighting.

How can anyone bear to look at Harrison for 5 seconds, never mind 5 mins

Harrison has a very red face and nose.

Just get on with it Layton

Ohhh Jesse 💗

Duncan 🔥

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Well yes, I can't disagree with you on that point!!

Caitlin's nails are sooo long

He's taken us on a rollercoaster god bless him.

Ollie...Farrier for role play?! 😂

Caitlin and Melinda both have awful yellow hair extensions

The yellow extensions come as a freebie with the pneumatic lips

Ugh Shannon.

I was just thinking this! Both beautiful women who would look better with a more natural blonde look (and I say that as someone who had fully bleached hair like theirs for 10 years!)