MAFS OZ UK starting 6 March

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Let's get started! Please no spoilers

Peri? Steady. Cut the ageism.

I'm 58...was peri at her age and desperate to get a decent sex life

@BigMacAttack Today 11:19

HornyBear is a sexual bully. I don't think she cares who she is having sex with just as long as it's someone. She can say what she likes but sex is her be all and end all.

Having a high sex drive is one thing. She's bullying him. It's a massive red flag and he should ditch her. It shouldn't be any different to a man behaving this way. She doesn't deserve Josh.

Have to agree. Melissa being so desperate for a shag, constantly bullying Josh into having sex with her, and for the sex life being the most important part of a relationship is massively, massively off-putting. She does come across as really desperate, and a bit tragic (to me.) I am cringing watching her.

I think she should just leave the show, and pay an escort to shag her. I feel really sorry for Josh. Imagine if the genders were reversed and it was a man constantly pushing a woman into fucking him, and saying 'you're not a real woman!' when she kept resisting and refusing. There'd be an absolute outrage on here. (And in real life too.)

But apparently he is 'not much of a man' if he doesn't want to shag her constantly, keep talking about sex, and keep telling everyone all the details of their fuck-sessions. GRIM. 😖

It's her that's boring... why didn't we get to see all the confessions?

I don't blame josh for being angry. He came on the show to find someone. Imagine taking time of work, not seeing your kids, getting dressed up and asking your family to come to your wedding, having your bum groped at the altar...your one chance with professional help to find someone, and this is what happens. If they were incompatible fair enough, but the sexual harassment is something he won't be able to escape, his friends and colleagues and kids will always remember it. She's awful. I can't believe she's younger than me she looks older. And her saying she has a queue on men waiting to have sex with her, honestly!
I wish Josh had been matched with Sandy.

One more thing! Josh and Mel do sound like they're having regular sex so what's her problem? That he doesn't want to talk about it 24/7? I was shocked that her letter was about sex and not about how she'd been a single mum and her child....

Wonder if Josh has sex with her cos he wants to or feels pressured to. Imagine if the genders were reversed.

Yes, would be interesting to know if the relations are happening naturally or because he feels he should.

It's a complete turn off. She's not seeing Josh, she's just seeing someone to sleep with. She's not into him as a person.

Lovely Lara from UK MAFS has also got a podcast and in the latest episode her guest is Thomas! Who of course is head over heels for Duncan. Is v entertaining...

Mel is absolutely shooting herself in the foot here…..he was attracted to her sexually, but when you’ve been told you’re prudish etc you just think sod it! She’s now turned sex into a chore that he must complete, just awful

I think Mel looks ten years older than 41. I don’t see the relationship really lasting with Josh.

Some of the blonde women look similar. I can’t really tell them apart and have forgotten their names.

@Paul2023 sun and lots of boozing probably.
…..my dad lives in Oz and I couldn’t get served in a bar until my 30’s, I absolutely look my age, so god bless the rain and drizzle of England 😁

I agree! Can you imagine the fallout if she was a he?

She needs to grow up and act her age. How embarrassing for her children 😞

Just caught up. Mel is a nightmare - I get that she doesn't want a repeat of her marriage but she doesn't seem interested in him apart from as a sex toy - no questions/comforting after his confession and not knowing his job??!!

It's quite a good season. I love Lyndall and Cam, Oliver and Thanee, and Alyssa and Duncan.

Still too many blonde women though :)

Same. I figured she was lying about her age 😵‍💫

Do you think all the girls co-ordinate their dinner party clothes?

Hopefully helpful

1. Lyndell and Cameron - seem genuinely nice, Lyndell has CF.

1. Bronte and Harrison- she has giant eyes, he looks like an overstuffed toe, terrible.

1. Sandy and Dan - she is of Indian heritage and nervous about being on the show, he seems nice.

1. Clare and Jesse - she is loud (but not that loud), he is a knock off Russell Brand .

1. Janelle and Adam - beautiful make-up influencer girl and sketchy guy with competitions website.

1. Tahnee and Olly - young couple that seem to really like each other. Cute little buttons.

1. Caitlynn and Shannon - he looks like a hedgehog and thick as a post. They seemed to like each other but he is still hung up on his ex.

1. Alyssa and Duncan - nice Mormon girl, very handsome guy. A bit boring, seem quite genuine.

I think that's everyone. Too many blondes!

@Piapea I think there's 10 couples, you've missed the two Mels!

• sex pest Melinda & Toy Story Josh
• power couple Melissa & money tree man who I can't remember his name and don't want to Google in case of spoilers!!

Layton!

How could I forget sex pest and 9.5!

Other way round - Melissa is the sex pest (with Josh) and Melinda is Miss 9.5 (with Layton). They really need to pick people with less similar names!

Thank you, I might actually remember their names now :)

Great round-up - thanks!