MAFS OZ UK starting 6 March

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Let's get started! Please no spoilers

Shannon is medically thick.

Shannon gets the tit cake, so far......

Ooops that wasn't very tactful or kind but I guess if he is "speaking his truth" is that what was expected of him???

But he should have noticed her face was about to cry

I didn't notice it as a tit cake I was just wondering what kind of cake was inside

When he moved her down the rankings because he'd seen her without her make up... jaw dropping

As usual, the experts saying this is to “fast track” their relationship rather than “we want fireworks for TV”
Surely anyone with any common sense would put their partner first?

The flats look nicer than last year- is it the same block?

Interestingly the men think of Claire and Brontë as top looking women but they are the ones with problems

Has she done her rankings yet?

She needs to put him right at the bottom. Actions speak louder than words

Alyssa reminds me of Fearne Cotton …

Exactly.

Shannon IS a tit cake. He's surely nailed on for the wife-swap, but which wife now 9.5 has publicly flexed her morality?

@happinessischocolate well he was at the bottom of some of the other women's selections. He's unattractive, and thick.

Sorry that was a reply to Happiness

Is she the ex morman?

Oh piss off, judgypants.

When Shannon watched MAFS previously he clearly took his advice from the Bryce approach to communication and decency !! He needs a dick cupcake.

You can imagine with the Mormon upbringing she’d be pretty naive to a lot of red flags that other young women might more easily recognise

In fairness to Duncan, I don't think I'd ever want to be in a relationship with someone who had knowingly been involved in an affair, so I'd have to take a minute too, if it were revealed when we were already involved.

Agree with PP about her possible naivety though.

I think I’d have either screamed or slapped Harrison by now

Jesse is so trixmy

Tricky

Not jesse! Harrison

These 2 need an interpreter.

She needs to smother him to death in his sleep. He is actually my ex husband. (I didn't smother him to death, btw)

I honestly don't know how much of Harrison I can watch. Surely he's some kind of grim plant?