Love Island 2023 - Maxwell and Liv have been run out of town. We've got our bikinis on upside-down

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Who will go with them? Is there time for new bombshells? 12 days to go. Bring it.

#Never #No regreeets

How are Tom and Samie an advertisers dream couple? It takes more than good looks to actually be interesting and Tom has the personality of a cardboard box. If you compare them to Ekin and Davide, they're not even 10% as charismatic.

If we need a new thread before the end please can it be titled

CHEERS TO

and then can I never hear it again.....

Didn’t watch last night and it doesn’t look as though I missed much.
I really couldn’t give a hoot who wins.
Last season I was rooting for Ekin Su/ Davide or Tasha/ Andrew
This season I can honestly say that all of them are terrible

Cannot stand Tom at all. He is as thick as pig shit and hasn’t been entertaining. Being a tall himbo is not entertaining in my opinion .
I don’t find him attractive .
Ron is just an arse and doesn’t even like Lana
Will is just highly irritating and is not interested in Jessie. He has more sexual chemistry with Tom
Shaq is a busy body and possessive.
Kai is boring.. tbf some of the former contestants have said he was funnier than has been shown
Samie is beautiful, but she is loud and irritating. I usually put the tv on mute when she comes on.
Tanya is deluded and spoilt.
Jessie is fake AF and doesn’t really like Will
Lana is a drip . When she comes on screen I take my toilet break.
Sanam is ok, but a bit dull

None of them have any charisma.

Tanya snd Shaq should have left ages ago.
Will is irritating.
Kai and Sanam are dull.
Ron isn’t particularly nice and Lana is full.
The only ones left are Tom and Samie whose looks will pull them through.

Good point, tbh they are all lacking in the personality stakes.

Ok, watching it now...
I loved the singing at the start of Ron and Lana's date. I'm not sure I'd have been happy sitting with my feet in a pond...there's some mad stuff in Africa! Why the heck did Tom have to be told to go an shower? Stinker! I wouldn't want harps and violins...I'd like a five piece rock band....

I think
L&R will vote Will and Jessie
T&S will vote Shaq'n'Squeal
S&Squeal will vote Kai and Sannam (although I wouldn't put it past Tanya to try taking out Ron and Lana)
J&W will vote Ron and Lana
K&S will vote Shaq'n'Squeal

Will keep my phone ready for a vote tonight but not watching more dreary dates....

Also, why do we have to keep seeing Shaq'n'Squeal tongueing in bed? Just STOP IT whoever is editing the tapes!

And Tom has tiny hands.

*Lana is dull.

It’s grasping at straws because they are all so bloody dull. The only thing left are looks. The whole point of the show for the past few years is about brand deals and selling As they live in the villa, they are walking adverts for the clothing ranges that deliver clothes to them weekly, if not more frequently. That has been confirmed in the podcasts about the show. To that end, Tom and Samie particularly is the best looking in there.

I do think the chances of a Ron/Lana or Kai/Sanam win will be greatly improved if one of them is dumped. Their fan bases are more likely to do a direct swap. Samie and Tom survived bottom 3 even after their drama so I do think they have a strong chance of winning.

Loved how Samie prior to the date said she had absolutely no idea who she'd pick, then said Ron and Lana had had their ups and downs but had to add "but more downs" 🙄 She really does think they're her biggest competition and is desperate to bring them down.

I'm absolutely certain Samie & Tom voted for Ron & Lana. Samie hates Ron

And clearly Samie & Tom were given the "winners'" date with the Ferrari

Ron and Lana's issues were all ages ago. The other couples all had crap happen in Casa, which was much more recently (bar Kai and Sanam obvs). The only downs Lana and Tom have had since were caused directly by Samie. I don't like her at all.

Was the Ferrari that impressive? It seemed old and clunky not as smooth as what I feel like newer ones look like from what I've seen on other random TV bits and bobs. I guess they all were just loving it because even so it was a ferrari

OMG it was relentless last night!

I think it may have been a 308 so 30-40 years old, worth £75-100K so probably a "cheap" one.

They don’t seem to be having a good time there this year. In fact they seem depressed. There is no energy or fun there at all.

They look bored.

They don’t get on together and every one of them is game playing and too aware of the cameras. They aren’t a particularly nice bunch of people either. They are snide and arrogant.

I guess the ferrari was a 'classic' which is still nice if you like that kind of thing...dunno why they could just walk over 🙄

Samie hates Ron for sure, and Squeal hates Kai...for no real reason than having Olivia's back which is pretty lame. I also don't think others pointing out how many couples someone has been in is relevant, it's not about settling for the first person.

Hoping they all have to announce to the group which couple they voted for. Need a bit of drama following the boring dates.

Yes, I think Squeal (great name btw 😂) might have voted for Kai & Sanam, but Samie must have voted for Ron & Lana.

That would be great

They will leave them to figure it out themselves I’d say, then they will start bickering between themselves and talking in corners until they all declare their reasons for voting even though ‘they love to bits’ the couple they voted for and it’s just the game and they had to vote for someone blah blah boring predictable blah!

I thought Samie and Tom had been favoured with their date but Kai and Sanam's looks amazing from First Look. Really beautiful.

Agree with the PP who said either Rana or Kanam going now could boost the votes for the other who stays.

I agree I think this is the worst series yet. There are either awful or dull. I always find the dates boring so appreciate the choosing of least compatible couple is a welcome distraction. The chats after the dates are mind numbing. They all say the same thing over and over again. I think Lana and Ron, Shaq and Tanya , Will and Jessie and Sanam and Kai will be vulnerable