Love Island 2023 - Maxwell and Liv have been run out of town. We've got our bikinis on upside-down

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Who will go with them? Is there time for new bombshells? 12 days to go. Bring it.

#Never #No regreeets

Isn't it generally the case that the dates get better as they go on? The producers probably have a v good idea of vote share by now.

Also, I suspect that they may have got the couples to work out who they're voting for privately before the date (so the bit tacked on at the end of the date is genuine (in terms of how they see the other couples) but the producers already know the outcome and have a plan to manage it in a way that won't knock out any of the current top three couples.

I've just gone right off Samie - she seems fame hungry. She reminds me of a friend of my family who was a glamour model and would do anything to get famous. She grew up being given the idea that her looks were all she had.

Lana is also beautiful but quite dull. She reminds me of a Barbie.

I'm hoping it's Will and Jessie that go, I'm sick to death of Will, and also of Jessie pretending she's into him.

Jeez, Will and Jessie have the short straw of dates.😂

Can you imagine going anywhere with Will? He'd always want to be centre of attention.

Tbf should have made some kind of animal/farm prediction for Jessie and Wills date

They make Ron and Lara look like they have sizzling chemistry! This is really dire. So wooden.

Christ, that was the most cringy thing I've seen in years...

Just caught up on the thread, sounds like I made a wise decision to skip the last two episodes! Hope there’s some drama tonight

Jessie has the most personality out of thr girls.
Which isn't much plus she's faking it with Will. But she does have a spark of personality .
I sometimes feel Will actually doesn't like Jessie at all. Creepy vibes. As in he doesn't like her as a genuine friend..

Sanham has been dispointing she just as dull as Lana. Lana was headhunted as she's a TV makeup artist. Has connections.

Is Samie hadn't have been louder and was shy she would have been gone within a week. I quite liked her when she wasn't so 'in' to Tom. It's funny how they are get boring once into their fake.. relationships.

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Is tonight just going to be dates? Thought I’d mananged to avoid them all last night. It’s so boring 😴

I’m tuning in now just to watch who’s in the bottom, it feels really uncomfortable that the rumours and twisting of Ron’s words are being used against him. I’m right in thinking for all Ron’s fault he never kissed anyone else?

Love Sanam’s dress

Could the wardrobe dept not have found a jacket that actually fits Kai?!

His shirt needs a good iron too. Looks cheap and nasty (and yes, I probably do sound like my mother)

I think him and Shaq are the only 2 that haven't.

Haha yes! It's so bad

The dates aren't watchable. Mute.

I always think Ron thinks he's 10/ 10 looks wise! Too cocky

Kai and Sanam are voting Will & Jessie for sure

That's a bit sad that Ron thinks they'll be at risk. He must feel quite unliked and the villa must be a very lonely place to be if you feel like that.

I think they might vote Tom and Samie.