Love Island 2023 - Maxwell and Liv have been run out of town. We've got our bikinis on upside-down

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Who will go with them? Is there time for new bombshells? 12 days to go. Bring it.

#Never #No regreeets

Shocked that Jack Keating from last years Casa . Ala Ronan Keatings son just had a child. Yikes..

I'm not finding the apprentice much better to be honest!

Just starting tonight's apprentice obviously don't want the apprentice to overtake LI on here but just noticed there's 1 bloke left, but they're all crap the green moisturiser last week was stupid but I saw that its heavily producer interfered as well.

Back to LI I also generally fast forward a lot of the last LI episodes or I did Last year. I think when Dani Dyer was in it I actually got to the end except these episodes and didn't watch the finalm

I'm just watching the episode now - I'm up to Tom & Sammie arriving at their date location & I'm loving all the slowed down songs & the venues! Absolutely stunning!

The mother must have slipped into the DMs and got things moving quickly!

Not quite sure on the maths but think may have been a pre love island conception!

I thought the same @TitsInAbsentia!

Who will vote for who
Lana and Ron vote Tom and Samie
Samie and Tom vote Ron and Lana
Tanya and Shaq vote Will and Jessie
Jessie and Will vote Ron and Lana
Sanam and Kai vote Shaq and Tanya
So everyone gets a vote then it will go to public they all start arguing about why they voted each other.
Think Jessie and Will are next out but wish it Lana and Ron or Tanya and Shaq

Ron & Lana have voted for Will & Jessie I think.

Tom & Samie and Shaq and Tanya have both probably voted for Ron & Lana.

They’ll all be up for the vote except Kai and Sanam I reckon.

Watching now and upto Samie and Tom's date. Have they done Samie dirty? I feel she's normally one of the best looking in the house but there's something different today i think it's the eyebrows and I just can't unsee Nanny McPhee which I know is strange.

Also for the last few days I've had the song butterflies in my head and listening to it on repeat and now its on LI

Seeing these dates make me feel like there hasn't really been any spontaneous dates only when the bombshells come in

Tanya's dress is beautiful

Samie is always talking about 'who's in the bottom'. I think it comes across bitchy and like she's desperate to win.

Also, I don't think she likes Tom that much - he likes her more. She would rather have been with a guy who lives nearer to her (like Ron)

Omg it’s constant. I’d vote her out for that alone

I’m the same. Just a rubbish season and such a shame for Maya as she is so much better than Laura.

So who was voted off? It's got so boring I can't be bothered to watch the episode.

No one 😫it was a totally pointless episode with awful, staged dates.

Thanks. Glad I didn't bother then!

I think Ron is a shit-stirring piece of work. I can not see his charm or that he is anyway attractive. Lana is beautiful but vacant. I’m not hooked on any of the couples really. It’s a poor choice.

She's a brilliant LI presenter ❤️
The show needs a shake-up a bit like Ex On The Beach - get some exes in, or ANYTHING that brings out the real characters/some proper drama/passion

I fell asleep again.. I'm actually not bothered who wins this season as they are all pretty dull and fake. I agree that Samie is very keen to keep tabs on who's in the bottom three with her eye firmly on first place. She's a beautiful girl but it ends there for me. I also think Sanam is a sly one keeping a low profile with her eye on the prize. Ron.. I'm actually baffled how he's managed to get this far in the show and I hope to god Lana's mother sets her straight on that boy! Shaq was my favourite for a long time but he's so far under the spell of Tanya it's hard to watch.! Jessie - her plan has backfired somewhat, Will is most definitely into her but he's also into any man that will play saucy with him. 😆

I hate the final week. Always boring and the dates are the worst.

And why is it always the men left with babies now? Mix it up! I genuinely thought they had for once.

I fell asleep in it too but thought Samie and Tom's date had a weird mausoleum vibe to it!

Who is going to win?
Im getting the impression the couples selecting one another is a bit of a cop out. Should be a public note surely if they are going to pretend the public have a voice?
Ron and Lana are very much apart from the others. They sit apart and are always on their own. There is no chemistry. Good reason to choose them?
Kai and Sanam are the newest couple. Boring couple though.

Will and Jessie have as much hope as any of the others of staying together for a year to do their sponsorships.
Tom and Samie surely are an advertiser’s dream couple?

Watched The Apprebtife last night instead and haven’t tuned i to LI for awhile. I usually like the parents episode but this year they will all be fawning over each other. Last year I was looking forward (and was disappointed) by Gemma’s mum.