Love Island 2023: Final ahoy and new bombshells will feature. Which pair should win? Vote the sponsorship creatures.

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Title once again inspired by @CarpyDiem among others

#Never #Noregreeeeets

I think the face licking will give Rosie the ick pretty quickly tbh and she may move onto Keenan if he was still there. That would be interesting.

It would be best to dump shaq and Tanya as if they are bottom 3 they have zero chance of winning.

Rosie and Keenan and bring in new bombshells to see if cassey goes again or Claudia with a new bombshell if it's an actual couple it will be a boring last week 😴
Hopefully they can only vote from the other 3 couples if not Kai will be gone

Is there time for new bombshells?

Just caught up. I am SO pleased Olivia is out !!!

The last 11 days depends on how the strong couples are spending their time in the villa. Casey and Claudia have carried the show the last three days even if it’s annoying. Roy/Lana, Kia/Sanam, Shaq and Tanya seem to be on a romantic couple holiday rather than sharing a villa with a group of friends. Ron and Lana story ended by Casa

So pissed off they've given Liv the last hurrah 🙄 It's so unfair. I very much doubt she'll go for Claudia. She'll go for whoever she doesn't like who she assumes has a chance of winning I guess. I'm worried for Tom and Samie. She might use the "they've found love" excuse and obviously that will be a lie as it's the same with a few couples, but she won't kick Lana or Tanya out.

Does anybody else think Keanan is a bit of a tool? How can he not understand that "she said she's 100% into Casey, but we get on well" means he's friend zoned? Him sitting there lapping it up whilst the boys applaud him as he's given them the impression Rosie is into him? Wtf? He's very deluded. Casey kissed Rosie as he's been desperate to since the minute she walked through the door, not as he's claiming her before Keanan does 🙄

Why does Kai suddenly appear really simple/gormless when he's discussing his feelings, it's very off putting.

I actually think ungenuine is a vast improvement on disingenuine 😂

@CellophaneFlower Olivia (forget Maxwell having any say) can only choose one girl and one boy from the at risk couples

So either Casey, Keenan or Shaq or Claudia, Rosie or Tanya

So pissed off they've given Liv the last hurrah 🙄 It's so unfair. I very much doubt she'll go for Claudia. She'll go for whoever she doesn't like who she assumes has a chance of winning I guess. I'm worried for Tom and Samie. She might use the "they've found love" excuse and obviously that will be a lie as it's the same with a few couples, but she won't kick Lana or Tanya out.

Tom and Samie are safe as they have to pick from the vulnerable couples.

She has to choose from those with the fewest votes so she can’t kick out Tom and Samie.

I really like Keanan and I think Rosie likes him too, but she knows to get insta followers she needs to couple up with someone established. They should have been put into the villa much earlier.

I'm guessing she will choose Claudia and Keenan - which is a shame as I really like both. I hope she picks Shaq and Tanya ... they are done with looking for others , will provide no more entertainment and clearly the public don't like them .. (or don't like Tanya)

Oh, I missed that bit! I thought they got to pick anyone. Phew!

I didn't take anything from that Rosie/Keanan convo other than her letting him down gently. Also, he agreed with Casey when Casey said he liked he was upfront for telling him about Rosie... even though he practically begged her not to sat anything🙄

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Almost glad I won't see it tonight as Olivia will be milking her part on this one!

Oh she most definitely will! I can already see her bottom lip sticking out in that fake sad face expression she likes to do.

Maxwell has not only lost his place in the villa, but also his woman as she'll be on her toes within a few weeks.

Oh my! Has anyone in the history of the world ever looked as smugly ecstatic as Olivia in her starring role? On First Look Max appears to have lost his tongue.

On Olivia’s hundredth birthday all her guests will be made to watch tonight’s episode. On repeat.

Nah, she won't make it till 100. She'll be burned at the stake before then.

Excitement in the office today when one of my young colleagues said that he knew Kai.

(V. outing if any of them use Mumsnet!).

Excitement and Kai in the same sentence. Something I thought I'd never see 😂

He was telling Sanam yesterday that he wanted to be exclusive and he sounded so boring again. It’s both his tone and his accent I think. He could ask for a packet of crisps and he’d sound boring. Don’t know where he’s from originally.

I've seen people talk about Rosies boobs and the way they look? Apparently after seeing a random video it's called Symmastia

I hadn't noticed, will look. Jessie's however, I just can't take my eyes off.Perhaps that's why I miss the tears 😂

Yes I noticed this straight away! They are always fixing this on Botched!

Oooh I wonder if Lisa Riley has this? In emmerdale once, I couldn't work out why she had massive boobs but no cleavage 🤔

Will be a shame if Keanan is voted out.
He definitely would have benefited from coming into the villa a bit earlier