Love Island Winter 2023 - Nah bruv it's Thread 2!

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Samie and Ellie don’t seem to have much about them either

Samie in particular hasn't had much screen time, so we really have little to go on (compounded by what they are showing us being utterly tedious "where's your heat at?" "vibe" "100%" boring drivel.

So I hope she does get some more exposure before it's time to vote on the girls

I agree with the PPS re Shaq and think Tanya would have been slated if she’d been a boy. As I keep saying, I don’t trust her.

Tanyel is a snake. Not a girls girl at all.

Perhaps I'm letting a previous experience cloud my judgement but I'm not trusting Shaq at all. The red flags are there for me. Many men are possessive as they know how they behave themselves, so I'm still interested in what he gets up to in Casa. If he sits there pining, I promise I'll eat my words 😂

Also, in Tanya's defence, she hasn't had much interest from the other boys. She probably just wanted to show them what they could have had! It's not like real life in there, I reckon they should go for it in the challenges.

@CellophaneFlower time will tell! Casa Amor never disappoints!

Yeh you can't call anyone boring that's had next to no screen time.
Olivia/ Ron/ Kai/ Lana/ Tom fair enough.
Dull. The newbies no idea.
Who the hell knows what relationships are going on for real behind the scenes,!!

It was actually so refreshing that last night's episode wasn't the Tom show. I actually forgot all about him!

Meh, I’m not buying the no screen time thing, if there was anything exciting to show surely we would be shown it?! Unfortunately some contestants are dull as dishwater, Kai Samie etc I’m looking at you!

I reckon the Shaq thing was production led. Too early to have a winning couple settled.

While I'm on - it feels like we missed an episode re Samie. From when the boys were all tongues hanging out and vying about who was going to choose her: Kai chose her and apparently never had any further interaction, and Ron who was seen muttering 'fuck' when Kai chose her suddenly seemed to get over his pash and focus on Lana again. Eh?

Zara was the only one to not follow the guidelines. And look what happened .
Didn't follow all the lines. Said her own stuff and got chucked out.

Or maybe Zara was just a massive pain in the arse and the rest of the islanders were sick of her scowling and inserting herself in everyone else’s business.

Ron who was seen muttering 'fuck' when Kai chose her suddenly seemed to get over his pash and focus on Lana again. Eh?

Ah, but then in walked Casey 🙄

Yes, this was weird, all started at 1000% then complete 360? She was everyone’s favourite and now it’s just fizzled with no real reason.

Impossible to know what happened. When we only see the staged chats .

Ron wants to win. To doesn't want to properly get with someone else. Imo.

So*

I think Shaq’s dressing down maybe alerted him and that’s why he’s changed his mind, again… And Kai probably got spooked too, although to be fair the whole Kai/Tanyel thing seems to have some out of nowhere so I feel I may be staged by the production team.

Ah the whole redemption arc idea. Aww they loved each other along, star-crossed lovers type of thing? Could well be.

On the other hand he could be just a thick fuck-boy who suddenly wants what someone else has; because that, to him, is 'winning'. 🙄

How is everyone watching this tonight? ‘My on ITVX and it’s not on yet…

On normal telly ITV2

Ah, Shaq, mature and respectful and apologies to Tanya, thought she handled it well too.

Oh god Tom with the “what do you think of me?” and the “where’s your head at?”

Has Samie got tan socks on? 👀

Olivia cringe how she speaks.

LI on ITVX in one ear (annoying when I hit the thing to make it full screen it bloody made me watch all the ads again....still, doubt I missed much!) and death in paradise on the tv going in the other ear...I multi task me 😬

I know Olivia has had some crap injected in to her lips but she def ducks them out a bit, it affects the way she talks.

Kai's necklace can get in the bin. Just cause Harry Styles does it...

God these lads. Aren't they dull? Can they do us all a favour and kick them all out and replace them with Golden Retrievers.